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I was laughing at the zombies chases ...


Tape my shoes to the floor !!!!!!

 

been there, done that.
One time I deposited my paycheck in the night deposit.
Next day they bounced four checks on me.
I go online and check whats up. Fucking idiots process all the debits before processing any deposits, even though my deposit hit the bank the night before the checks did according to the time stamps.
I went in and pitched a fit and asked why the hell they process debits before deposits, especially when the deposit was there first!

Luckily the manager had a brain and completely understood. They reversed all the fees.
A week later they changed the policy and checked for any credits before debits, they way it should be done.
That was a credit union for American Stores Inc. (no longer around)

Check your account activity, I noticed most placed do process debits before credits...lame, but they sting more people that way.

 

it doesnt look too tough. it will be a sticky dough, with the eggs and the honey. i dont think you have to worry about altitude adjustments like i do. most yeast doughs should be kneaded for about 8-10 minutes, or so that the outside is smooth and taut, and when you poke it it should bounce back.

i never "punch down the dough"
if you want tender bread, you have to be careful not to overwork it. "punching down" is supposed to reduce some of the biggest bubbles, but i find it makes it harder to work with. instead, i pour the risen dough out onto the counter, and manipulate it into a suitable shape. for the braid it would be like a thick log, so you can eyeball the thirds. cut into sections with a sharp knife. any remaining big bubbles will be worked out as you make the ropes for braiding.

braid loosely, because it will rise and fill the gaps.
yeast breads are easy, they just take a little practice. its really hard to explain to someone what the dough feels like when you are done kneading. its just a practicing thing

 

This happened to me before as well because of $1.50... And I was so pissed cause how can you charge somebody $45 over $1.50!? So I called the bank to see if there's anything they could do... The guy basically told me it's not their problem...

I hate my bank so much... Every week they call me to tell me to get a credit card, I don't need a credit card, but finally i'm like whatever i'll just get one so they'll shut up, I don't need to use it... I have to go in for like an hour to sit down with this lady about credit cards.. then at the end she tells me I can't get one because I need a letter from my boss... I'm like wtf... you've been begging me to come in forever and then tell me I don't qualify...? So she tells me to come back in a month, and sets me up a new appointment..

I come back again in a month, we go over everything all over again... Then she says the exact same thing.... If she had bawls I would kick them soo hard... And now they still call me every single week.....

Canadians... Whats a better bank than RBC? Royal Bank of Cocksuckers is more like it.. I guess all banks are like the same though..?

 

I like how at my bank if they are closed I can go to the ATM and make deposits
Cash ones are posted immediately and checks the next business day

 

find a new bank. and learn to budget, youre a grown up now. you tell the bank you are not interested in a credit card at this time, and that your boss has nothing to do with it.

i have a credit union. they have good rates, and have been very helpful when we have asked questions. you can move your money. they do not have to get your business.

 

Don't get credits cards unless you plan on paying off entire balance at the end of every month....

 

you can phone your bank when something's going through and they will usually cover it for a much smaller fee....I think my last overdraft charge was 5 dollars

 

I had to drive around this asshole waiting for all these cars to exit a cemetery. wtf, they are leaving not coming to.. no flags on the cars. this idiot going to sit here all day, then the cars coming out are not following even each other .. wtf!!

 

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I need to do this. My bank gave me two new credit cards in a few month period. Just showed up in the mail so I thought I better activate them and store them so at least I know no one else can. But now they bitch at me because I have never used them. I explained the interest rate and limit are not as good as the card I have. They were hoping I didn't notice that I guess so they could make more money.

 

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rollingalong has the 420 post arty:

 

I wonder if I should be doing something other than getting high..

 

^Time spent wasted is never wasted.

 

we have a credit card through the bank that is at 8% interest, so not bad. we consolidated all our other debt onto it. the minimum payment is based on the balance, so that even if we pay only minimums, we wont be under it forever. we have a card from buying new tires for the car, a home depot card (zero balance) a target red card and a target visa (we pay cash to pay it off on our way out, so we get the discount, but almost never have to worry about a bill)
if you dont use credit you dont build credit. you SHOULD carry a balance, but not all the time. so pay it off every month EXCEPT say, january due to holiday shopping. pay half of it, or most of it off, but leave a little to carry over. then pay it off all the way the next month.
non-credit people have to prove they are credit worthy for big things, like a house. so lets say you always pay your rent on time, good, now you just need a recommendation, signed and notarized by a landlord attesting to that. its a pain in the ass hoop to jump through, and i have more faith in the old-fashioned kind of credit, but its the way the world works right now.

 

I sometimes get the feeling im wasting time and can be doing more accomplishing more.........yet I do do a lot in a day and I am always productive...


oops alotta of do's

 

yes....your happiness is obvious..sorry...

 

that is building your credit and giving a great score by charging something and paying off the full amount when the bill comes do......and not leaving a balance.