Chat Hand Luke

It's been windy as fuck here for the past few days.

 

ran out of furnace oil this morning........money gods are not smiling upon me today

or yesterday

someone offered me 3 bills to drive a round trip to Toronto yesterday......he was supposed to pay me in Toronto

we get there and i'm on the highway at rush hour.....I told him if he didn't payme i'd pull over on the highway and drag him out of the car

he thought I was bluffing and kept stalling


so I pulled over on the highway in pickering...its 16 lanes there.....very very busy..had to show this asshole I was not to be fucked with....he already filled my tank............

seems he wanted to renegotiate....haha....don't think so

needless to say I got paid

 

Lol

 

up too early, crap to do. at 1:50 am one of those obnoxious automated prank calls came in from mexico. it wouldnt let me ignore it, or decline it. must have called back 8-10 times. i dont understand, i dont need this shit, and i definitely dont need to be woken up at 2am by pranks.

 

and you couldn't turn off the ringer because the boy was at the sleep over?

am I missing a day?

 

nope, not missing a day. you got it. 2 am panic attack thinking something was wrong.

 

nailed it....

sorry about yer night.....

I been getting the fire going......thought I was done with it

 

its supposed to be about 55* today. cool, but not cold. i might make some soda bread, if i can get caught up on the cleaning in there. my mom is taking to boy to the art museum, its a free day.

i just realized im all out of raisins. no soda bread until i can get hubby to go to the store.
however, i do think ive talked him into adding a corner pantry when we remodel the kitchen. the water heater is in a closet (off the living room, for some reason) that juts into the kitchen. when we go tankless we can change the closet around and add that space into the kitchen. so glad i can make these kinds of plans. its good to have a house.

 

mothers love will you please look at this recipe....and tell me if you think I can handle it?.....where can I expect any problem?

http://takebackthebread.com/printegg.html

 

That Is a simple recipe I think you have made much more difficult stuff in the past

 

Hahahahaa
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4i_GFrlaStQ&sns=em"]Sometimes Security Cameras catch a gem! - YouTube

 

i seen the fed x truck last night but I passed it up for some reason..

 

THe dogs were cute all excited as he pulled up

 

Houston...we have a problem


small white ice like particles falling from the sky...or falling rom left to right as I look out the rocket ship window


requesting permission further wake and bake in order to better deal with this situation


tell my wife I love her very much




she know-o-o-o-ows

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5rbvEOJ2T38&sns=em"]April Fools Best Pranks of 2014 - YouTube

Towards the end they get funny

 

Ground control to major tom your circuits dead there's something wrong...

Can you hear me major tom can you hear me.....

 

420 again wyld....nicely played...damn you cold hearted when it comes to the 420 post

 

I'm just a nice fit when it comes to the 420 post.....

 

the prank where the guys sandals were taped to the floor was fucking priceless.the lame ones were worth that one video because the guy was sooooo mad haha

 

I don't understand NSF fees... Why are you charging me money for not having money?

Oh, PayPal tried to take $3 out of your account but you didn't have it? Well then, we'll just take $45 out! Oh, you deposited your cheque but it didn't go through yet and PayPal tried to do it again? Well then, we'll just take another $45 out! Assholes... I just lost $90 because of $3...