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They are only posting in here because I do.

women flock to me

 

epenis @ maximum length.

 

If i start posting in the dreadlocks forums, same thing will happen

 

Not sure if that lightning strike hit the house or a nearby tree... My hair stood on end. I was out in the garage, heard a "fizz" before the crack, and when I came in to check Erin and Spooky, Erin's feathers were all puffed out. There's a lightning array on the roof that has it's main ground wires in the garage.

Freakish... I looked outside just now and all looked normal. Back to big storm now, hope we don't get hail. Car won't fit the garage at the moment.

Okay... Second strike just now. *laying low*

Erin just went into her cage by herself.

Third... Yikes!

 

Assssspen. Where beautiful women flock like the salmon of Capistrano.

 

omg i was trying to think of that when i was typing what i did lol

it was on the tip of my tongue but couldnt quite remember

 

Lol!

 

aren't those salmon at the end of their life and only going up the river to spawn and die?

ive seen those salmon...you can reach into the water and grab them

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=67Vgag2PtNA"]Dumb & Dumber Charity Ball Entrance - YouTube

 

Time out >:[

 

Move it or lose it sister!!!!

 

Hollycrap.... There's 3 inches of water in my front yard.

After last post I went back out to the garage and smelled "electrical"... None of the breakers popped but I sure as hell wasn't gonna try to see if the lightning array wires were hot. (as in heat, not electrically alive. System don't work like that) I'd say Burkett Lightening Array System is working as it should... It was put in probably in the 60's and I could hardly get the roofers to understand how important it was to not cut any of the wires. I kept saying "if you cut any of those wires there will be an incomplete system and somebody might die" They thought It was a threat... I had to be on the roof directing their work and watching for their shortcuts. Why can't anybody realize that stuff we used to build back in the day was well thought out and stuff was done for a reason. I just took a direct lightning strike and there was no fire. Power didn't even flicker.

Tomorrow I have to get up there and look for melted shingles.

Burkett Lightning array, there are about 20-25 short lightning rods, solid copper spikes pointing up, (sharp mothers too, don't sit on one) all around the roof to spread the load. There's 4 minor and one major ground wires. Braided copper 1/2 inch main and 3/8 inch secondary ground wires and it's all tied together and separate from electrical ground system. I have more copper on my roof than most people have in their whole house.

A lawyer built this place and spared no expense....


Anyways... That storm started here with that first strike and has now moved on. :2thumbsup:

 

many years ago when we had phone that weighed a ton.. lightning stuck something , and the phone handset jumped off the cradle.. being the idiot I am, I brought it to my ear.. no dial tone.

 

people are cheap here...all the ground rods ive ever found were just copper clad not pure...

 

we have the wind turbines to collect the lightning....hopefully....they grab the electricity and send it right through into their system is what ive neen told

plus my house is low to the trees around me

glad you ok ty

 

my friend was about 20 feet from a strike but it still made him release his pee haha

 

Copper clad is the new "quality" here too...

 

here there is a creek nearby and the tallest trees around are all along the creek so they get hit instead of the houses


plus now theres a few newer cell towers so they probably get most of them

 

My house is lower than the trees too... I believe the idea is to actually keep the trees from being hit and falling on the house by having a proper system on the house. Apparently it works. Burkett is still in business and family run. I should write them a letter.

 

This is the craziest thing I have seen in a long time. I once had a guy go the wrong way in traffic to try to ram me but this guy takes this to a whole new level. A good lesson why you don't let anger get the best of you on the road. You might meet someone like this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gYm9vCPLoG4"]Unbelievable road rage attack - YouTube