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my american history teacher just posted that she just used her boobs to get out of a speeding ticket she cracks me up. i think ill invite her to my imaginary wedding.

 

hook a brother up

 

youre invited too, but shes married

 

Im shopping this afternoon step in the riteaid to grab 2dollar window cleaner. I get in the line after this other lady dicking at the register. why people need to tell their life story when putting their change away, I dont know. I give the lady my window shit, when the other cashier said that this other person was in line before me. Im not blind she clearly standing in the other line.. its not my fucking fault she didnt want to be walk all the way around partition .. but this other cashier said she was standing their for an hour.. I looked at her funny and said "an hour, lady if you spent more time ringing people up in your line and less time talking to customers in this line she wouldnt be wait there and hour, keep the window cleaner I CLEARLY stepped into bizarro world. and walked out..

 

Yesterday we went to a take away store to get some late lunch,placed an order and watched the store get really busy, everything we ordered to be cooked was subsequently placed in a tray and sold to everyone else. So when we were asked if we were okay and we said we were waiting, they had puzzled looks on their faces as to where the food had gone. Asked us what we ordered then accused us of changing our order and we'd have to pay for it again. So I stood up from my seat I was sitting in patiently, walked up to the boss man and said "look, we've been sitting here for 15 minutes blatantly observing you selling our order to everyone else that walks in. If we had changed our order which we didn't, regardless, you'd have sold it to other people. So after another 7mins our order was ready. I turned a blind eye when she handed me an extra $10 of change.

 

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/07/06/pink-floyd-new-album-the-endless-river_n_5561346.html
oink floyd new album.

 

Oink Floyd?

 

probably small buttons on his phone

 

Or subconscious reference to the Animals album...

 

typo,, I just hung with it, because the pig of course.. ...

I wonder who has the pig? roger or david? .

 

I thought the original pig broke loose and caught fire on electrical lines.

 

we don't use the term ''takeaway store''.....it doesn't specify what you are there for?....doesn't the type of food ever come into play?

what exactly is a takeaway store?...

 

kinda looks like homer simpson but bearded

 

oh noz.. its bed times .. this sucks.. the only reason Im a go to school is to see whos missing.. lol.

 

Never have I known the word "benefit"
I'm from the hood for dinner, sugar water and potato chips
:2thumbsup:

 

dont want to go to school today.

 

:coffee: I don't need these dreams anymore...

 

I feel the same way today..

 

Did Your Sister Visit Today....???



Cheers Glen.