Chat Animals

i'm dry now, other than a dozen cookies in the freezer. waiting for a good deal to grab some... gotta watch the purse-strings with the baby on the way. I grabbed some pretty good stuff for like $140/oz last time so I'm hoping to find that again.

 

all my male cousins in my family on both sides have had no kids. I don't see any of us having children. me and my brother are the youngest of everyone.

on one side all the girls have had too many kids... fucking adopt already..

the girl on the other side has had no kids and might have to due to the fact none of the men have. she is a awesome stoner who helps children also...

I don't want kids at all. Id rather use the money and travel buy drugs and a few motorcycles...

 

My husband is the last to carry on his family's name and my son is the last to carry on his family name.

 

just saw this.....yes there is plenty snow....I still have several 2 foot deep drifts havnt melted yet and lots in the fields still.....one across the road is still about 4 feet high

 

I am officially so senile, with my 55th birthday fast approaching, that I can no longer Chicharrones/Fried Pork Skins without inhaling them into my windpipe.

It's happened 3 times this week. I give up.

Gave the remainder of the bag to hubby.

 

Saw in your profile you are May 4th Aeri

My mom is May 3rd and the only may in the whole family!

 

My son is the last the one to carry on his father's family name, and my brother is the last to carry on our family name....but that's not gonna happen with brother.

I've got High Hopes for my boy though. However, I'm fairly certain a female is going to have to chase him, and dear lord, she must be acceptable in his eyes. lol For good or bad, he wants someone pleasing to his eye as well as she must have brains. The later one is going to be where he has his biggest problem.

When I was coming up, girls were really forward...as opposed to the generation before us. I guess that was another way we were rebels. Well, I wasn't forward because I was really insecure...but (as usual) I was the exception. I would be forward now (insecurity over and done) if there were anyone around here where I live that didn't make me want to stick my finger in a light socket.

 

I remember when I was a child my brother somehow got "stuck" to a lamp in the basement ... there seem to be problems with this house being properly grounded ... I remember hearing and then seeing him scream (my brother having never been a screamer) and flailing to get loose from the lamp. Damn if I'll ever forget that. :yikes:

In my great wisdom (lol) I screamed too and DASHED up to get my mother who promptly unplugged the lamp, and that worked. I think maybe he was going to put a bulb in the lamp and his hand was on the a metal part of the lamp.

I still cringe that I didn't have enough sense about me to unplug the lamp. Thank goodness I did "grow" some common sense and calmness about me when around me there is hell-a-happenin' round about me.

Anyway, you have to be careful not to touch the screws that hold the on/off switches to lights in the ceilings or you'll get slightly shocked...which is why I say something isn't grounded here. But it isn't as bad as it once was...don't know if that's good or bad.

 

if the lamp and house are improperly wired.. the socket metal will be live , where as the nipple/ terminal part on the bulb is only suppose to be hot.

 

if someone is stuck like that, hit them with a 2x4

 

Ozzie cat and then Ozzie cat with the pugs....

 

My daughter is the last to have my last name. My brother and sister have no children.

 

it's been a while since I've seen you around!

congrats on being single, I suppose.

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KfTwTbXvR8Y

 

As a pit bull owner this is a dose of sweet sweet karma

http://youtu.be/vkDN66XBm2I

 

[sharedmedia=gallery:images:152033]
fuck shit poop ... smilies saved in albums dont work..

 

Yeah they do...

 

there we go.. lol..

 

Hubby had more seizures this evening. Apparently, it wasn't the nortriptyline he discontinued.