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we all need mushrooms, sex, and a fucking professional fucking fuck massage if ya catch my drift..

 

and then theres satan still jacking up the utility bill with every goddamn heating element in the house going. its 80s in the living rooms and dinning area,,,, H60s/L70s or so in the kitchen.. you know where the lizard fuck is living all day and putting additional electric heat on. I cant even stand it down there its so hot its even hot in the kitchen ,, just like Hell!., /then when you tell em about it, like hey live in the dinning room or your bedroom, make a room out of one thats warm all the time. look at you like your a chinaman.
another water pipe broke today, least it was in the basement. Im fed up to the fed. more so about the water damage before cause the gf left for the night or two to go up her sisters. she would of been home I would of least caught it sooner. but no, she rather live there and play house here. and then complain about the house she might not be able to live in..

 

give red a blanket, turn off the heat, and freeze the rooms so satan leaves..

 

we thought she was going to in december, but she didnt. maybe she had a friend in there with her to play cards or something. do some jumping jacks to keep warm. the furnace works in there but since its a long run most the air is cooled by the time it gets there but its not that cold.

 

There must be a fuse blown that has to do with the left side of the living room...the side that has the tv. shitdamn I'm not going down to that basement to those freakin fuse boxes until tomorrow...

Over 50 fuses for this house...makes me just and want to :bomb: The vast majority of the fuses are for this upstairs...

I think every time one of those doctors put a plug-in on a wall, they put a fuse down there for it. GODALMIGHTY this is aggravating...

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Ori, that was the most precious picture of the cat and the child, it put me in a better mood...yes...y'all should have been around me before...I even went and watched a tv show in the dang kitchen (where I hellhate watching tv) to get over myself and the fuses I'm going to have to locate (that are blown) and replace tomorrow.

Mama puts a piece of tape over EVERY fuse, effectively blocking the window that would easily show if the fuse were blown. This freakin piece of tape supposedly labels where the fuse goes to. The label is often just an indication of the general vicinity.

dammit, just dammit

 

Ori, satan needs to learn to wear layers! Tell her one of your buddies said :

Satan needs to wear layers of clothes to stay warm so every heating element in your house isn't going full blast at the same time.

You do make me feel so much better.

The fact that you continue to just deal with her shows what a fine fellow you are.

 

one of my friends had a nice little fuse box (a very old neighbour)

everything was nicely labeled ..each fuse had a little section with handwriting explaining what it was for



but you needed to know ukrainian to read it :dizzy2: ..and she couldnt go down the stairs to help me figure it out

 

What kinda shit is that design...

Everyone says hondas are easy to work on, but in my newfound firsthand experience, they're "easy", but frustrating, because of cutting corners where they admittedly can afford to, but where if they'd just built it right, it'd be a lot nicer to work on.

Like, I had to fix a headlight switch - the column clamshell screws on from the bottom, but the top half is just aligned with plastic bumps, and held down with a big snap ring/circlip right behind the wheel - you just have to pull the plastic off, and then the stupid thing sparks on the slip rings and makes the horn go apeshit, and there's not room to use both hands to spread it around the column to get it off, you just have to close your eyes and yank and hope that nothing delicate comes with it. And it left a giant bloody gouge in one of my fingers when it slipped putting it back on. What the fuck honda, would two more screws on top have been that much harder? Yeah, the car will still drive a million miles, but.... what the fuck?

And then once I had that off, I took like twenty minutes to figure out how to get the switch out, because the screws are on the wheel side, instead of pointing the same direction as the switch stalk - i figured the plastic shit felt so weak there HAD to be another somewhere behind it, and tried pulling but was sure I'd break it - check the manual, and you really do just pull.

I fix stuff so "it'll do", but you're not supposed to build it like that in the factory, you lazy fucks.

It would be a work of art if they just had some self respect and didn't do shit like that. Some stuff is beautiful, like the fuse box is so wonderfully accessible and well marked that I was thinking how great it was compared to my nissan..... and then I finished, and realized I'd never even removed the (giant, roomy) access panel, I'd been so sure it would be some horrible little crevice and still was pleasantly surprised without even opening the proper door...

 

I would like to dread. My hair wants to, this is probably the longest I've ever had it, and it wants to be in fatties.

But I don't have a job, and am in the process of trying to get set up on my own, grownup-like, so this seems like a really bad time. I don't want to jump the gun, and then have to cut them, when I can get away with long hair, and this way I can lock any time without having to wait like three fucking years first, like if I had to cut.

And while they can technically be combed out, fuck that, I get irate and ornery just finger-combing a week's tangles in the shower, combing out dreads sounds about as fun as combing out my dick.

 

they have some fuses that are actually breaker and will save you some time and money in the long run.. They trip like breakers but at button type.


each one cost about $10.00 ,, and you get a 4/box of fuses for $5/7 depending on type..
however you can buy a single one here and there and replace all your fuses over time..

 

Good Sunday, Stoners.

 

id like to burn someones face off with a brazing torch.. but the queen of darkness would probably laugh it off..

 

2005 smart fortwo

 

you know why ducks feet are flat? ... Its so they can stomp out forest fires.

you know why elephants feet are flat?.. its so they can stomp out flaming ducks. .. Mr Kotter joke of the day..

 

Daytona.. boogity boogity boogity lets go racing.

 

My daughter did a color run for some charity. Those powders are cool.

 

Oh, ok...that simple...nice to meet you, jacob.....I will have to get used to not calling you broony anymore.....

 

call me broony if you want.

 

the short hair feels amazing in the shower and pillow on bed... so nice