Chat and Order: Stoner Victim Unit

sometimes I'm on squirrel time, sometimes not. depends on the season maybe

getting the house all packed up to head south to visit family and friends. have to make sure the rabbit has a nice clean cage with 3.5 days worth of food and water. the key is to hide his pellets in the middle of a bunch of hay, otherwise he'll binge on the pellets for the first day and have to eat only salad until sunday night. he is far from an intelligent animal, but i think that it adds to his charm.

 

I think the powers to be are already well on their way to that, so I try to educate myself in order to try to change things, but I think that ultimately it is an exercise in futility. I'm going to go down swinging though. Most likely figuratively, but quite possibly literally...

 

so fucking depressed, well sad, i am going to be taking a test, which involves various components, english comp, arithmetic reasoning, etc, i know HOW to do all of the math stuff, I just cant do it without a calculator, and you cannot use a calculator, i really need to score high on this, and i am fucked. also job wont hire me cause i cant be insured, and i dont even know WHY icant be insured. feeling pretty fucking hopeless at the moment.

 

didn't ortus just post that exact same post?



i'm goin outside....came home to a popo card on my rug inside the side door......nothing about me or junior......but there was plenty for them to see while they were here

 

hahaha....sorry bout your test....I don't do hugs bro...sorry

 

Bummer about the insurance and the test man...

 

my axle was replaced....plus oil change.....350....car off the road 3 hours

 

and my whole post is gone with a button that did something randomly not what it's supposed to do.

This day is a load of shit and my husband is a fucking pussy.

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tgbNymZ7vqY"]The Muppets: Bohemian Rhapsody - YouTube

 

everyones husband is a pussy


until they get divorced


then they is real men

 

lol

 

Headed to the Disco Biscuit show tonight. I noticed the pot shops are taking advantage. Allot of people are travling to see these shows and were planning on doing some pot tourism anyway. They know their market lol.

http://www.jambase.com/Articles/120533/Dispensary-Preps-For-Biscuits-Arrival-With-Nughuffer-Joints

 

so......dude calls me back says oh yeah you good we need someone with at least three years driving experience, and you only have two. I have been driving since i was 17 1/2 and im 22 now, im guessing reason was that i was in NJ and now in GA only two years of driving record here...... so he said its all good, but now i gotta go take a drug test tomorrow for this job. I told my parents ive been smoking bud and they were massively pissed, so we bought a detox drink, anyone know if those things actually work? they apparently do if you follow the instructions but i dont trust that shit.

I also bought a home drug test, gonna take it after i do the whole drink thing tomorrow morning....... i dont trust those drinks at all, so im gonna end up having to buy some synthetic urine again. lol, i hate all this shit. WISH ME LUCK YOU BASTARDS.

 

nice man. bet it will be a great show. i dont really follow disco biscuits much, from what ive heard they have some decent stuff. and can the pot shops just hike the prices up whenever? i guess so.

 

Some drinks work but it really depends on your metabolism. Exercise and drink allot of green tea too.

They could I guess but then people would go to the competition. I have heard prices will go down once the pot tourism dies down but right now it is still cheaper to buy it on the black market. A 1/4 is still about $20-40 cheaper from "your guy".

 

I made 2 quiches for dinner...they turned out perfect

 

Egg and bacon?

 

yes....and onion and mustard,cream,milk

 

i like broccoli mushroom swiss. quiche is so goooood. and so easy. and it makes for awesome leftovers.

 

yay weed news..

boo lame news

everyone is broke but bieber news..

As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a gangster.

nobody gives a shit about this ungrateful pos but media

Im surprised Snowden he hasnt raped anyone yet.

3rd post about pos in one update.. holy fucking shit this cunttree so fucked..

picorgtfo

and its not april yet.