Chat and Order: Stoner Victim Unit

coffee is supposed to be black, no sugar...

 

is this real life?

 

What's real?

 

Nothing is real...

 

I switched from milk to black coffee over 40 years ago because I wanted to be able to have coffee if no milk was available....

This is exactly correct. :coffee:

 

sometimes i think that myself.

 

....you be wrong in my case.....scouts honor.....


I choose to ignore childish taunts.....I am who I am

 

we all live in different time zones. I sometimes will know who will be on at certain times in my day.

 

I can drink black coffee....I choose to not

lately I been developing a taste for less cream and sugar in my life

 

i have instant, it does nothing but tastes ok..

 

i'm at the pub...waitress is super pretty with leopard skin pants

waitin for the diagnosis on the Honda......could be my rack and pinion too.....hopefully not

 

what kind of honda do you have

 

98 accord 6cyl....fully loaded.....just hit 300,00 kilometers

 

Bieber needs to drive a Porch Carrera GT..

 

impressive, i had a camry that hit 200,000 miles but my dad got rid of it when i bought my el camino. Probably about time it was having problems with the ICAV and carbon build up

 

what kind of waitress gives diagnosis on Hondas?

 

^

pissed. landed a sweet job as delivery driver for this electronics company, dude hired me on the spot, submitted my background checks, and insurance info, called him just now, said insurance company would not insure me. he said he would get back to me letting me know what the reason was, IF its due to the fucking DUI i got, which was 100% dismissed as I was NOT even under the influence, il be bummed, i am even having it expunged and spent $70 on getting an official disposition and to make the expungement go through. luckily i didnt go take the DT yet. well looks like i begin my job search again, although i already have a part time, it is shitty.

fuck fuck fuck fuck.

 

I think I need to make human extinction an actual goal of mine.
I need to hire me some Vogons or something.

 

feel ya..

 

resistance is futile.

ann coulter is a barely functioning human being, she has no room to talk. i hate piers morgan but im impressed he held it together. i would have laughed in her moron face.