Chat '70s Show

We are the Chatpions..

sort of sounds like Pee ons..

its almost time kids..

 

Have you fallen into anymore pools recently???

 

not yet

literally spent the entire day digging trenches for plumbing, worst day of my life my arms still feel like rubber. Pouring rain, digging for hours on end, and the dirt was so compact it was like digging cement, half way through we decided to take the jack hammer out to loosen it up worked like a charm... wish we had thought of that from the beggining would have saved us at least an hour or two trying to basically chisel our way along

 

I'd have been like, "nah bitch there is a hundred and nineteen dollars there. get your co-counter. I ain't leaving until you get it right".. that's what it is

 

Yea, but i didn't know for sure if there actually was that much. Counted it 3 times and got different numbers each time so i stuck with my 3rd guess but turns out it was right!

Plus banks always reimburse you if you ever put in the wrong amount of money you give them

 

they also don't give you the benefit of the doubt if you overestimate (overcount)

 

Not sure what you mean. If you met this women you would see what I mean.
My girlfriend said for a while "I want to meet them it's where you come from I am curious". One time and she agreed, never again.

 

Chrissy-poo-poo! I just got done with practice. Call or text me if he's not home yet. <3

 

True lol

Alls they do with that then is take the money out of your account though, don't think there are any actual penalties

 

what im saying is if you give them five rolls of pennies that equals $2.51, you get shafted on the penny.. they are not gonna put that penny back into your account

 

we are here for you my hubby drives home in the middle of the night, through a dark and twisty canyon. take a moment to accept your feelings, they are valid. then set them aside, and remember that the likelihood of anything going wrong is slim, and that worrying about it now is a waste of energy, you are not affecting events with your worrying. thats how i get through the worst of that type of worrying.

 

I never heard of a manufacturing place that worked so much on the holidays. Gotta do 12 hours next fri. Sat. (I know its not technicly a holiday but everyplace i have ever been is always off thanksgiving and the friday after. And sat. Is a normal day off)

 

wear a go pro on ur head so we can see

 

well today i finally decided today to get out of my comfort zone so i signed up for a salsa dance class. Wow i was nervous as fuck already but when i entered the building and saw that the chicks there were smoking hot i could barely speak and i was shaking hard. All the chicks were atleast 7/10's wearing yoga pants or tight skirts with perfect dance bodies. Also the guys were all super confident and chatting with the girls. I come in there and nobody is paying attention to me, the teacher was like "alright class today we learn salsa, everybody partner up, its ok if ur new we will make u a true dancer!" At this point i wanted to run away, it wouldve been very easy to leave but i needed to man up.

I saw this one chick didnt have a partner and i slowly made my way to her, she saw me coming over and this made me super nervous, i could barely walk straight and i said "himagetedone" dear God i could barely talk and she asked me if i was having a stroke. I was like oh ur a funny one but im serious here to learn salsa please partner with me! She looked around and saw that only we 2 were without partners, she rolled her eyes and said "ok whatever sure". So the teacher was like "ok guys, grab ur partner by the hips!" I started to shake violently and i was moving my arms towards her in slow motion, she kind of backed up a little and saw that i was very nervous, i joked and said "im not a rapist calm down hehe" The look on her face was of disgust.

I grabbed her hips and u see i had never felt a woman's body before and at this point it felt like i was in another dimension, i got intense tunnel vision and all i could see was this girl, everything around me became white and there was a ringing in my ears. I began to imagine our future together, i also imagined putting my penis in her vagina, wow she was so soft and warm it was incredible. I dont know what overcame me but i started to moan really loud, i saw my forefathers and i began to speak in tongues, i was staring at this girls cameltoe as i grasped her hips and my knees gave out as an intense orgasm overtook me. I fell to the ground and convulsed while my semen began to leak through my pants. Suddently i was snapped back to reality and the girl was screaming that i sexually attacked her and white knights surrounded me and grabbed me then threw me out of the building.

 

God Help Us.............:rofl:



Cheers Glen.

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJGHp3RWtIg"]The Rolling Stones - Memory Motel - YouTube

lyric links for lynn..
http://www.sing365.com/music/lyric....lling-Stones/39ECBDE2CF457BB24825689A0025F3B0

 

Its okay rollin, same thing happened to me last week, except i was in my pilates class.....

 

I saw a band at that hotel...it wasnt the stones though.

 

you go to pilates classes?? pffftttt

 

You're just jealous!