change the persons post above by quoting it wrongly

pointless it may be but as I have already said 'I think you've got it"
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Damn, they're on to me...

 

is there a dyke around.... a thum...... oh how does that saying go?????
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You're a weirdo

 

I agree providing of course your not lying in a cowpat
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As a matter of fact I have a cowpat fetish, samhain, you're pressing my buttons

 

can i have first floor, bras and handbags please....
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Jeez, retail is an awful awful industry. I have to deal with agressive people all the time and then I go home and cry.

 

bad B.O?
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Yes, and there was the farting too. I never realised that i could fart so much. Next time I have sex I'll make sure i stay off the nachos

 

you never mentioned your farting, how will we ever forget that?
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You mean the parting of the legs? It was about then that she farted too

 

oh lovely... you kinky or something?
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Its nice that you like my farting but i find it generally unpleasant and would rather avoid the bad smells, they really ruin my libido

 

It might but holism means accepting the persons good points and bad..... hang on what where your good points again?
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Yes i am wonderful - Despite my disgusting breath I am a wonderful kisser but I have to keep my socks on to prevent my feet from stinking up the room. Actually, the US army is currently researching my odors in their plan to develop new and powerful biological weapons. Ok smarty pants!

 

i'm not some easy slut you know.... on second thoughts alright then
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OH thankyou, you're so sweet! I have to go to work now, but don't despair i'll be back later

 

oh well maybe some of that buddist wisdom might help you through this difficult time
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With your strength I can make it.