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Fascinating... please- do tell.

 

I'm just not in the mood right now. I have a headache.

 

Now there's an offer I can't refuse!

 

I think you really need to get out more
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But there are occasions that call for that...

 

yes but please don't share them...... no really
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When was the last time you feared a pea?

 

well theres always a first time- drop em!
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Watch it! You'll put an eye out with that thing!

 

what she doesn't know can't hurt her
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What did you say about my momma?

 

I read that book when I was 15 don't try and palm it off as your life story
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He was only 25 years older, if you must know.

 

thats ok what I write is so beautiful it doesn't bear changing
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It's really much better if you both are naked when you do this.

 

naughty boy we haven't even been properally introduced yet
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Helllloooo- my name is...

 

.......and you don't wear a bra
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So you're Irish you comely lass. Bring your shamrocks over here...

 

do you want to go over my knee?
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