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Tony always bumps into people looking for mutant policeman swimming in rivers of tears

 

Tony always bumps into pixies looking for mutant policeman swimming in rivers of tears

 

Tony always bumps into pixies hooking for mutant policeman swimming in rivers of tears

 

Tony always bumps into pixies hooking for mutant ninjas swimming in rivers of tears

 

tony always bumps into pixies looking for mutant ninjas swimming in rivers of tears

 

tony sometimes bumps into pixies looking for mutant ninjas swimming in rivers of tears

 

tony sometimes bumps into pixies hunting for mutant ninjas swimming in rivers of tears

 

tony sometimes turns into pixies hunting for mutant ninjas swimming in rivers of tears

 

tony sometimes turns into pixies hunting for mutant ninjas hiding in rivers of tears

 

tony sometimes turns into pixies hunting for mutant ninjas hiding in rivers of drool

 

tony sometimes turns into pixies hunting for mutant ninjas hiding in vats of drool

 

tony sometimes turns into pixies hunting for fidgeting ninjas hiding in vats of drool

 

tony sometimes turns into pixies hunting for fidgeting ninjas hiding behind vats of drool

 

tony sometimes turns into pixies hunting for fidgeting ninjas hiding behind vats of oil

 

tony sometimes turns into pixies hunting down fidgeting ninjas hiding behind vats of oil

 

tony sometimes turns into pixies hunting down running ninjas hiding behind vats of oil

 

Democrats sometimes turn into pixies hunting down running ninjas hidng behind vats of oil.

 

Democrats sometimes turn into pixies hunting down running ninjas stripping behind vats of oil.

 

Democrats mathematically turn into pixies hunting down running ninjas stripping behind vats of oil.

 

Democrats mathematically turn into pixies hunting down running ninjas dripping behind vats of oil.
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