change a word or two, poppy-style!

Willy Blue eats cannibal sandwiches while on bath salts cut by lawnmowers and eaten with zest because he demands to be loved even though he doesn't work.

 

Willy Blue eats cannibal sandwiches while on bath salts cut with crystal meth and eaten with chilis because he's unable to love even though he plays the bongos.

 

Willy Blue eats cannibal sandwiches while on bath salts cut with crystal meth and eating tomatoes on the side because he's unable to love even though he plays the bongos.

 

Willy Blue eats cannabis sandwiches cut with crystal meth while taking a bath and eating tomatoes on the side because he's unable to love even though he plays the bongos.

 

Willy Blue eats cannabis sandwiches cut with crystal meth while taking a bath and eating tomatoes on the side because he's unable to love even though he plays in a band.

 

Weeattoes snorts talcum powder cut with crystal meth while taking a dump and singing Abba songs because she's unable to dance even though she has electric shoes.

 

Puggy snorts talcum powder while taking a dump because his poop stinks and he sings Abba songs while doing so because it relaxes him.

 

Puggy signs autographs while taking a dump because his fans can't wait and he sings Bollywood songs while doing so because he's so boss.

 

Puggy signs autographs while taking a dump because his fans can't wait and he practices singing Bollywood songs so he can sing better than David Hasselhoff.

 

Puggy signs autographs while taking a dump because his fans can't wait and he practices singing mary had a little lamb so he can sing better than David Hasselhoff.

 

Puggy signs autographs while taking a bath because his fans can't wait and he practices singing mary had a little lamb so he can sing better than David Hasselhoff.

 

Puggy signs autographs while taking a bath because his fans can't wait and he practices singing mary had a little lamb so he can sing better than the birdie in the tree

 

Puggy signs autographs while taking a bath because his fans can't wait and he practices singing mary had a little lamb because he can sing better than the birdie in the tree

 

Puggy signs autographs while taking a bath because his fans can't wait and he practices singing "How much is that doggie in the window" because he can sing better than the birdie in the tree

 

Puggy signs autographs while taking a bath because his fans can't wait as he wows them by singing "How much is that doggie in the window" because he can sing better than the birdie in the tree

 

Puggy signs autographs while taking a bath because his fans can't wait as he wows them by singing "How much is that doggie in the window" because he can sing better than Tiny Tim

 

Puggy signs autographs while taking a bath because his fans can't wait as he wows them by singing "How much is doggie fashion in the window" because he can sing better than Tiny Tim

 

what's with so many recent posts coming through as a copy and paste of the previous with no changes? is it a glitch or am i stoned or are the posters stoned? :smoking:

to everyone who has commented about this thread - thank you and i agree! :2thumbsup:

 

(You might be stoned or the changes are just one or two words.)


Puggy signs autographs while taking a drive because his fans can't wait as he wows them by singing "How much is doggie fashion in the window" because he can sing better than Tiny Tim

 

Puggy signs autographs while taking a drive because his fans can't wait as he wows them by singing "How much is doggie fashion in the window" because he can drive better than Tiny Tim

[didja spot the change,Pops?]