change a word or two, poppy-style!

my boss likes to whip peasants in my back yard on a rainy day

 

my boss likes to hunt pheasants in my back yard on a rainy day

 

what the ?

 

my boss likes to head-hunt in my back yard on a rainy day

 

my boss likes to hunt heads in my back yard on a skateboard

 

my boss likes to hit his head with a skateboard in my back yard

 

Poppy likes to video her boss hitting his head with a skateboard in her back yard.

 

lol i work for myself so i guess the next post is:

Poppy likes to video herself hitting her head with a skateboard in her back yard.

 

Ah.

Hmm...ok Poppy-just for you:


Poppy likes to video herself counting her money in her backyard.

[there...better hon?]

 

MUCH BETTER! TYVM :2thumbsup:

The IRS likes to video me counting my money in my backyard.

 

The IRS likes to video me counting by two's in my backyard.

 

Crummyrummy's grandma likes to video him counting by two's in my backyard.

 

Crummyrummy's grandma likes to video him counting by candlelight in my dungeon.

 

Crummyrummy's grandma likes to video him counting sheep by candlelight in my dungeon.

 

Crummyrummy likes to video Puggybear counting sheep by candlelight in Spectacles' dungeon.

 

Crummyrummy likes to video Puggybear counting sheep by candlelight in Skip's armageddon.

 

Poppy likes to video Puggybear bonking sheep by candlelight during Skips armaggedon.

 

Poppy is wondering why Puggybear would want to bonk sheep by candlelight during Skips armaggedon.

(You guys are F-N hilarious, how did the original post turn into this? lol )

 

Poppy is wondering why Puggybear would want to shear sheep by candlelight during Skips armaggedon.

 

Poppy is wondering why Puggybear would want to shear Skip's sheep by candlelight during armaggedon.