Cell Phones

thats what i'm talking about...do you feel betternow?

 

Not really. I feel dumber.

 

then you shouldn't have done you santanic dickwad

 

I dont need three inches more. thats too much.

 

well, damn how much do you have then?

 

orifice? stupid brain tried to read it as oral-face at first, heh.



anywho, I have a motorola. used to have a nokia but it's like, 5 years old now. It's my mom's cell now heh.

 

word

 

samsung

 

Sam Sung Well Hung

 

You guys realize that cell phones cause cancer. That is making too much work for me. I havent had a vacation in decades

 

And they also alter your DNA. No thanks, I won't ever be buying a cell phone or using one for that matter.

 

i refuse to get a cell phone, too.

it's so depressing; now even when you're out of the house you carry around that bit of plastic comfort... you'll be standing next to a stranger at the bus stop and instead of engaging in some kind of human communication, they'll start fidgeting around and pull out a cell phone, gaze at it and push some buttons... i have no idea what people are doing with their cell phones half the time because they're not talking in them for sure, maybe playing games or staring at their addy books?... since i've done some traveling i've really seen how many people carry cell phones with them all the time. at home there weren't that many people who had them at all.....

i think that a person could do a lot of philosophizing on the meaning behind society and the cell phone.



peace,
sophia

 

I don't have a cell phone - thank the f'n lord

 

This girl in the mall today talked on here for 2 FUCKIN HOURS. Were they discussing quantam physics? Oh no, I heard

"Oh my god, I like love your new hair...it looks like so like good like, you know? Do you like think that this like guy will like it? Oh my god, this guy next to me just like looked at me *I was looking at her in disgust, agast at how vacuous this girl is, and she flashed me a bitchy, snobby look too.* BLAH BLAH BLAH"

How you could talk for 2 hours about worthless shit is beyond me. Wasting $50+ dollars a month for a cell phone bill. Drives me bonkers how stupid some people really are. Fuckin ****.

 

i read the funniest article in theonion.com the other day about this obnoxious guy talking on his cellphone in a crowded elevator all the way up to the 60th floor or something. if you like the onion, check back for last week or something, it should be in there.

 

i have a nokia... it's my lifeline to my bf.. hehe... i'm talking to him on there constantly. it's convenient when i'm out too.. *shrug* i do hate it when customers come up to me at my work and stare at the food or the menu while talking on their phones, and then expect me to still help them... i always assume since they're still talking they're not ready, but apparently they want to talk on the phone AND get their food... and then when i try to ask what else, what kind of bread, what sides, etc, they get annoyed because they're still talking...really kind of rude of them, imo.

 

a sagem, baby!

but i rarely use it, cept for bum sex

 

a samsung that i would like to throw off the pier

 

Don't have one, don't want one.

 

mine is convient when i'm not home and something happens to my kids and i need to get them from school..or if i'm driving and my tire blows out and i'm the middle of fucking know where and need help. or if i see someone fly of a bridge and i need to call 911...yea they are there for other reason that vanity.