Caught Nude?

My girlfriend and I were going at it doggy style in the hot tub and my neighbour looked over the fence and saw us. Don’t know how long she was looking before I saw her. When I did I just made eye contact and said hi. She quickly turned away without saying a word. That was about 16 years ago and she has never mentioned it to this day.

 

That's odd.......................Embarrassed I guess....

 

On vacation in a beach town I was walking toward the beach with two ladies and suggested the less worn path - as we rounded a bend I saw a couple at water's edge, her crouching down at what would seem like investigating a sea shell or something of interest on the ground, oddly in a large dress. Instinctively I looked below her knees facing us to see under it but it hung low enough so I couldn't see under so I looked around at the rest of nature's beauty. But as we passed she stood and started apologizing for having flashed us blaming some slit in her dress which I hadn't seen, and while speaking demonstrated by pulling the front to open the side split to reveal her naked crotch underneath. She was clearly in a partying mood, my guess testing for playmates. The ladies weren't interested, said something cordial and picked up the pace. I was very interested but could do nothing about it with the ladies present, but as they moved away I turned to give her a big smile and quickly lifted the hem of my shorts leg to my waist and back revealing my condition to her and to show solidarity. I fell back in line like nothing happened when she said 'thank you for that, now we're even'. A bit further on I was getting grilled for what she meant by that and had to play dumbfounded. But it's only fair, right, she clearly showed me her pussy on purpose while close so hey. I'm glad I thought to do it in time. I hoped she found some participants to enjoy.

 

A adult child and her girlfriend/ partner stopped by our house a few summers ago. I was outside on the deck sunbathing nude when they walked out of the sliding glass door. I was laying on the chase lounge . And for some reason they never noticed me till they were " right there ". I did not have anything to cover myself with. Since I was the only one home and did not expect anyone to just walk in on me. It didn't bother me. But her partner was at a lost for words. They planned on using the hot tube. But it was rather obvious that they planned to skinny dip.. So as far as I was concerned. I should not have been a issue.

 

Update--- We were camping with said friend, his wife and another couple. Of course my friends catching me came up. It did lead to a good conversation on nudity.

 

I love nude beaches, since they give you such a great perspective on the incredible variety of different sizes, shapes and colors humans come in, but the closest to my home is Gunnison at the Jersey Shore. I was raised by German Hippies, so I was raised with the concept of non-sexual nudity, but male friends always blanch at the idea because they're afraid they're going to have an erection! "No way man! I'd get wood!" I then have to explain to them that they will not and that nude beaches are the least sexy places on the planet!

 

Sort of. At a festival, there was a small lake where it was ok swim naked. I wouldn't call it "getting caught" to be seen naked there, since it was accepted there and practiced by about half of us. However, after the festival a friend sent me a mail saying "I love this picture of you!" (she's got a great sense of humor) and a link to a photo. Turns out I got caught nude on camera by the beach and that pic ended up in the festival gallery, which was quite a surprise!

 

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What was your reaction to being in a nude pic on the internet? Embarrassed, proud, neutral?

 

I say the only time I was caught nude, when my 1 ex girlfriend's mom thought it was her husband in the shower. Thank goodness that her mom didn't take off her nighty. When I was done with the shower, my girlfriend at the time saw I was hard, she pushed me on the bed & started mounting herself on top of me & we started having sex & same day her female best friend caught us having sex & asked us if she could join in & we were very cool with that.

 

It wasn't on the beach, but I have been caught driving Nude more than Once! Read my blog about it!

 

Spring is coming... What kind of shenanigans might you get up to this year?

 

My mom caught me with my first girlfriend right as we were getting started fucking for our first time. Surprise! Not one of those Penthouse forum stories, either...

 

How'd she react?

Did she show you how to do her right?

 

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It was not a good evening. No happy ending. That was my caught nude moment though. Caught nude....by mom...fucking.....for the first time.

 

My Ex and I lived above her parents in a duplex when we first moved in together. I was in my mid twenties working construction. My Mother in Law had a bad habit of walking in our apartment unannounced and without knocking. I had complained to my ex about this on more than one occasion. I came home early one afternoon. My ex was out and it was just me. I went to take a shower. It was not that uncommon for me to walk around nude after a shower. So this time was no different. As i came out of the bathroom i damn near walked right into my MIL who once again walked into our apartment. we were not more than a few feet apart. And she got a full frontal view of me with a semi hard on. she paused in shock I just stood there and said WTF! after pausing to get a full look she apoligized and walked out. I always wondered why she paused. lol. needless to say it was the last time she walked in our apartment without knocking. After it happened I remembered it was kind of a turn on. She was actually an attractive woman.

 

She paused because she liked what she saw. You weren't old/mature enough at that point to just be nonchalant and go about it like it was nothing while making some talk with her.

 

During the early 1990s, there were a pair of Jehovah's Witness women, one in her 60s and the other in her 20s, who thought they could convert me, I think just because I did not treat them badly when they came to my family's front door on Saturday mornings. They would leave pamphlets, and then come back a week later asking if I read the material. It started to get annoying.

Then, one hot summer Saturday following a long week of hard work, I laid down on the living room couch naked after a shower and fell asleep under the rotating ceiling fan. I was abruptly awoken by the JWs knocking on my front screen door, which was locked, but the solid door was open to the inside of my living room due to the heat. They did not know I was there at first, but when I stood up in full glory with a bit of morning wood, I heard the older woman gasp and hustle the younger woman away from the front door.

Problem solved. They never came back.