Caught Nude?

Your wife is very much like mine. 100% not all accidents being caught. As you know and get off if like me.

 

Definitely did i bet. Hope he returned the favour to you.

 

My general “caught nude” incidents all basically follow the same template. Hiking nude way back deep in the woods usually where it’s legal but sometimes where it’s not. People approach. Perhaps judgy people. Duh, duh, duh. All kinds of different situations and all kinds of duck and cover possibilities ranging from “easy” to “no fucking way” to “I don’t really care.” One of the great lotteries of life so to speak ... where will YOU be in the moment (both in spirit and in location) that your exposed self is about to be exposed. LOL.

 

Here is my Caught Nude story. Back in 1995, my wife was a bridesmaid at her cousin's wedding. My wife and I along with her parents all shared a hotel suite, meaning we each had a bedroom and a common living room and kitchenette. Saturday morning, my wife and I get up, she takes the first shower, I get naked and was getting ready. My wife finishes and I'm stark naked about 10 feet from the door when my mother-in-law comes in (doors don't lock). She asks a question that didn't need to be answered right away (where would we like to go to have breakfast). So my wife is hiding under a shower curtain leaving me to talk with my MIL. We talked for what seemed like 5 minutes. As a "caught naked bonus"....the wedding was near Tampa, FL....and my wife was involved doing what bride's maids do so I hung around with family. Then it was time to get ready, so I showed. My MIL comes in and thought I needed more soap and hands me more soap while I was in the shower. I told my wife that later in the night and she said that she has walked in on my wife in the shower several times and thinks nothing of it, so my wife says that she sees me as her actual son and not just a son-in-law. So the good news is that since she's seen me naked twice and thinks of me as her son, I have no problems being naked around her.

 

That's refreshing actually. Modesty, at least the body showing aspect, seems so overrated.

Is she also open with her own nakedness?

 

Yes went to a nudist beach this summer it was amazing

 

Our neighbors learned a long time ago to call first before coming over.

 

Get "caught" quite often. Sometimes intentionally, sometimes not.

 

Yesterday I was in the outdoor shower doing a full body grooming. Body was covered with hair removal cream. Our shower faces the wood line and nobody is ever in there. So we have no door on it. Wouldn't you know...a neighbor and her husband came riding up through in their cart and caught me . They were all apologies. I told them to relax.

 

Dont you just hate being caught naked lol

 

Just flashed the post lady....does that count as being caught?

 

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I always use Deep Woods Off!

 

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If I would be deep in the woods with a provocative woman, such as you, I'd rather be getting it on!