cats, do not

drink soda

 

I take it you've experimented with this hypothesis?

 

My cat eats/drinks anything including vegitables

 

some soda spilled on the floor. polo, my roommates cat comes running over like he's gonna drink it or maybe help clean. i swear he was supposed to be a dog.

 

Its just a stupid cat, dont generalize the whole species over one stupid cats actions.

 

you saying cats DO drink soda?

 

The only things a cat are good for is Chinese and getting them high and maybe target practice. I hate them fuzballs.

 

Typical truck driver mentality, been everywhere done eveything but still stupid as FUCK.

 

Awww, I can't believe you hate them!

 

You cant play frisbee with em, cant play catch, cant train em to attack, cant take em hunting, they wont fetcha ya a beer, they dont bark and growl at bad ppl, they poop and pee in a box, they swat at anything that moves for no reason. Im really sorry, I would personally never harm one and infact feed one that passes by here but I like dogs. Im just a barbaric old fart trucker that is mean and is single for just that reason.

 

My MYcat can brush his teeth, he can fetch, he shows affection, he knows commands, he can and does attack on command.

And as far as bustin on truckers, the truckers of the good ole days were a bunch of fucktarts, be in the past 15 years it seems they are just young cool, out of shape and hard up. But good folks.

 

The cat that is not mine this is the wondering cat that I feed, yup he is crashed at the time of this picture in my house as the door was open. He likes to get under foot alot. I tell him to go home and he refuses, just looks at me, blinks and puts his head back down.

 

No, you're not mean, you're a sweetheart.

Not everybody likes cats. My husband, for example. He doesn't really like them either. He's more of a dog person.

 

My cat drinks coffee.

 

dont try giving cats that low fat milk crap either. i had a cat spit it out and take a swipe at me after i switched from whole milk to low fat.

 

I'm with Yank

Cats are not for me. They hate humans (or maybe its just me). Either way, when one crosses my path I get the feeling its highly pissed that my dumass is higher than it on the food chain

*irrtated cat voice*
"look at me, I have thumbs and use conditioner on my hair...woofdy do"

 

That's one adorable kitten!

 

A good kitty kitty

 

any other visual menu ideas