cats are sooo funny

Discussion in 'Pure Bull' started by sanctified, Jun 3, 2004.

  1. sanctified

    sanctified Member

    they make me laugh...especially when they try to eat phones...or when they fly! hahaha...what? pure bull right? i am having one of those moments where I want my childhood back. hahaha
     
  2. NaykidApe

    NaykidApe Bomb the Ban

    I think cats are funny when they try to quote Sheakspere or dress like cabana singers. I want them to put me back on my medication.
     
  3. crummyrummy

    crummyrummy Brew Your Own Beer Lifetime Supporter

    I like them cats that quote Nitzer Ebb lyrics.
     
  4. teepi

    teepi living my dream

    I like when cats try to act like someone's father...and they get pissed and jump up and smack your hand if you try to turn up the thermostat.

    Or when you're driving in the car and they keep asking"are we there yet"??
     
  5. AreYouExperienced

    AreYouExperienced American Victim

    My cat is the funniest when she does stand-up.
     
  6. hiro

    hiro pursue it

    I like my cat when he looks like he is going to kill someone.
     
  7. i want a cat. i just have a dog and all he does is wear dan rather sweaters and smoke on a bubble pipe.
     
  8. Dr. Lecter

    Dr. Lecter Member

    My cat is the funniest whenever he tells me, "Go take a piss on the salad bar at Burger King!"
     
  9. Woog

    Woog Hip Forums Supporter HipForums Supporter

    My cat morfs into a gazelle influencing me to use odd condiments
    on my chimichonga.
     
  10. RoBoWaLkEr

    RoBoWaLkEr Member

    I like to take cats and say, "I didn't know cats could fly!", then chuck them across the room.
     
  11. maryjaneguitargurl

    maryjaneguitargurl I am just like you.

    they are funny when the fall off of things heeh


    peace
    chickens
     
  12. bjorky

    bjorky Member

    My cat is funniest when he says "do you want to order some pizza?" but what he really means is, i want to order pizza and your paying:rolleyes:
     
  13. teepi

    teepi living my dream

    Their REALLY funny when they come in drunk after stealing your car and going to town and raising hell at the titty bars.....

    well, maybe the stealing of the car ain't so funny......

    Damn cat.....
     
  14. once my friend and i played catch with my cat, and he purred throughout the enitre round.
     
  15. FNA

    FNA Member

    wow, i wish my cat talked to me
     
  16. Bloody_Kisses

    Bloody_Kisses Thizzler

    my cat was washing itself the other day and it was trying to lick its own neck. then her tounge got caught onto her collar. i laughed so hard that i almost pissed myself.
     
  17. Willy_Wonka_27

    Willy_Wonka_27 Surrender to the Flow

    cats purr when they breath
    a cant cant breath without purring
    when u do hear them purr , like when you are petting them, they are breathing heavyer
    so i guess when u where chuching your cat around it was breathing heavy cuz it was scared
     
  18. my cats funny when she cleans her ears...

    because she has extra toes...and it looks like she has a thumb...it cracks me up.
     
  19. Nathan11

    Nathan11 Hip Forums Supporter HipForums Supporter

    "How do you stop a cat from crawling around in circles?"




    Nail it's other paw down too.



    No, but I like the sounds a cat makes when it hits the wall at 60 MPH. o_รด


    JK
     
  20. teepi

    teepi living my dream

    Nathan.....I think you're full of kitty litter...lol

    I know you'd never hurt anything.

    Cats are really funny when they dirty every dish in the house then refuse to clean up after themselves.
    Even after you've warned them after the last party they had when you were gone....they JUST DON'T CARE....
     

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