Cate8 a cowboy joke just for you

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by Tree-Hugger, Mar 18, 2008.

  1. Tree-Hugger

    Tree-Hugger The Chainsaw

    Blind Cowboy

    An old, blind cowboy wanders into a Lesbian bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the waiter, 'Hey,you wanna hear a blond joke?

    The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.

    In a very deep,husky voice, the woman next to him says, 'Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:

    1. The bartender is a blond girl with a baseball bat.

    2. The bouncer is a blond girl.

    3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blond woman with a black belt in karate.

    4. The woman sitting next to me is blond and a professional weightlifter.

    5. The lady to your right is blond and a professional wrestler.

    Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tellthat joke?'

    The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters, 'No...not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.'
     
  2. lode

    lode Banned

    Heh.
     
  3. Tree-Hugger

    Tree-Hugger The Chainsaw

    You're just jealous that my crude rude self makes her hotter. ;) haha
     
  4. Cate8

    Cate8 Senior Member

    hahahaha oh god i love it. thank you sweety.
     
  5. lode

    lode Banned

    Crazy Jealous. :D
     
  6. Tree-Hugger

    Tree-Hugger The Chainsaw

    Yep I knew it!

    You're welcome Cate! ;) You're my new victim for blonde jokes. :tongue:
     
  7. Cate8

    Cate8 Senior Member

    Thats fine, makes me feel loved :)
     

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