Catch phrases for masturbation

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  1. Wade Orchid

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    It seems to me that there are a lot of funny phrases for male masturbation and not many for female, Rubbing one out comes to mind. But for men, there are many. I would like to see if there are any I have never heard, so I will start: beating your meat; bopp'in your bologna; flogging the dolphin; boxing the clown; rough'in up the suspect; Feel free to add
     
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    Chokin the chicken. Drain the snake.
     
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    Spank the monkey, playing with Patty and her sisters
     
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    Slopping the hog.
     
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    Rubbin the torpedo
     
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    Chopping the wood
     
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    Bashing the bishop.
    Entertaining Mrs Palm and her 5 daughters.
     
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    Polishing the rocket !! I keep it pretty shiny....
     
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    Pocket pool
     
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    I always said making sweet music on her one string guitar.
     
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    Ménage a moi.
     
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    Jilling.
     
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    Doing the five knuckle shuffle
     
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    Patty and her sisters.
     
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    Lopin' the mule
     
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    Floggin’ the dolphin.
     
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    Uncle Dunk.
     
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    Barclays Bank.
     
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    Back in the 1950s, "pulling yourself off" was the main one at boarding school.

    I still use that as I watch porn and masturbate.
     
    ozjohn39, Jan 8, 2021
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    You are naughty, haha
     
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