Cat doesn't want to get a job

just sit on the windowsill and look at birds. lazy fuck.

cat food ain't free, ya know!

 

that's why I don't feed the cat more than once a week.

 

should of got an uglier cat, then it could work for u..

 

fuckin eh straight.
is why i kicked mine to the curb.

 

Mine messes up my towels and sleeps on them. :toetap05:
Lazy bugger can't even catch a mouse. He'll just corner it and stare it down.

 

Looks like nobody wants to work these days.

Toddlers and sperm cells appear to be the worst.

 

Tell him either he finds a job or you will get divorce.

 

I Live With 6 Cats And A Rat That They Have Granted

Visitation Rights To, Every Day This Rat Trots In Through The Cat Door

And Goes Straight To The Cat Food, Satisfies His Craving For Munchies

And Exits Back Through The Door....

Not For One Second Is He In Any Danger, And He Is Clearly An Upmarket

Rat As He Only Eats The Science Diet Food....

GLEN Has Printed Out And Signed 6 Dismissal Notices And He Is Going To Serve

Them Very Shortly....



Cheers Glen.

 

Is the rat pressed?

 

He Will Be If I Ever Catch Up With Him...:smash:



Cheers Glen.

 

Don't you just hate when your pussy just lays there?

 

I think I found a pic of him:

 

Just Gave You A Pos Rep For This, And Your 9th Green Ball...:2thumbsup:



Cheers Glen.

 

I think its more of a desert type of rat . The pussy is so lazzy it wont chase the rats away .

 

The rats must be big if the cats think it is just another cat.

 

this guy has a job...he is a spy!

 

I'm hoping my kitty will be a good mouser if one ever gets back into my house. She sure assassinates any much smaller creature she sees like crickets.