Cat doesn't want to get a job

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by ezm8, May 30, 2013.

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  1. newbie-one

    newbie-one one with the newbiverse

    just sit on the windowsill and look at birds. lazy fuck.

    cat food ain't free, ya know!
  2. Jo King

    Jo King wannabe

    that's why I don't feed the cat more than once a week.
  3. deleted

    deleted Visitor

    should of got an uglier cat, then it could work for u..

  4. Voyage

    Voyage Noam Sayin

    fuckin eh straight.
    is why i kicked mine to the curb.

  5. NightRose

    NightRose idiosynractic rose

    Mine messes up my towels and sleeps on them. :toetap05:
    Lazy bugger can't even catch a mouse. He'll just corner it and stare it down.
  6. TheGhost

    TheGhost Auuhhhhmm ...

    Looks like nobody wants to work these days.

    Toddlers and sperm cells appear to be the worst.
  7. FlyingFly

    FlyingFly Dickens

    Tell him either he finds a job or you will get divorce.

    GLENGLEN Lifetime Supporter

    I Live With 6 Cats And A Rat That They Have Granted

    Visitation Rights To, Every Day This Rat Trots In Through The Cat Door

    And Goes Straight To The Cat Food, Satisfies His Craving For Munchies

    And Exits Back Through The Door...[​IMG].

    Not For One Second Is He In Any Danger, And He Is Clearly An Upmarket

    Rat As He Only Eats The Science Diet Food...[​IMG].

    GLEN Has Printed Out And Signed 6 Dismissal Notices And He Is Going To Serve

    Them Very Shortly...[​IMG].

    Cheers Glen.
  9. Spectacles

    Spectacles My life is a tapestry Lifetime Supporter

    Is the rat pressed?

    GLENGLEN Lifetime Supporter

    He Will Be If I Ever Catch Up With Him...:smash:

    Cheers Glen.
  11. Voyage

    Voyage Noam Sayin

  12. TAZER-69

    TAZER-69 Listen To Your Heart! Lifetime Supporter

    Don't you just hate when your pussy just lays there?
  13. Asmodean

    Asmodean Slo motion rider

    I think I found a pic of him:


    GLENGLEN Lifetime Supporter

    Just Gave You A Pos Rep For This, And Your 9th Green Ball...:2thumbsup:

    Cheers Glen.
  15. Tyrsonswood

    Tyrsonswood Senior Moment

  16. Asmodean

    Asmodean Slo motion rider

  17. desert-rat

    desert-rat Senior Member

    I think its more of a desert type of rat . The pussy is so lazzy it wont chase the rats away .
  18. Spectacles

    Spectacles My life is a tapestry Lifetime Supporter

    The rats must be big if the cats think it is just another cat.
  19. Nyxx


    this guy has a job...he is a spy!

  20. I'm hoping my kitty will be a good mouser if one ever gets back into my house. She sure assassinates any much smaller creature she sees like crickets.

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