carry on a conversation using only movie quotes...

If you're not over here in fifteen minutes, you can find a new best friend.

 

Fuck off! We're the People's Front of Judea

 

Shut up! Shut Up! Shut the fuck up, I came here for one reason, to tell you that I'm out, and Danny's out too and if you come near him again, I will feed you your fucking heart!

 

Napoleon, don't be jealous that I've been chatting online with babes all day. Besides, we both know that I'm training to be a cage fighter.

 

What's the freak look like? Is he a dork or is he cool? He better not be cooler than me, is he cooler than me? Is he bigger than me?

 

He's..He's..He's black...He's.. he's... he's bald...

 

Stuck on a boat with a weird French guy? That sounds a little gay.

 

We're private about our seven minutes of heaven!

 

What do I have to do to shut you up? Do I have to hose you down again?

 

Someday, and that day may never come, I'll call upon you to do a service for me. But, until that day, accept this justice as a gift on my daughter's wedding day.

 

I refuse to play your Chinese food mind games!

 

You still don't get it, do you? He'll find her. That's what he does. That's all he does! You can't stop him. He'll wade through you, reach down her throat, and pull her fucking heart out.

 

My thoughts drift back to erect nipple wet dreams about Mary Jane Rottencrotch and the Great Homecoming Fuck Fantasy. I am so happy that I am alive, in one piece and short. I'm in a world of shit... yes. But I am alive. And I am not afraid.

 

Now, look what we have here before us. We got the Saracens sitting next to the Jones Street Boys. We've got the Moonrunners right by the Van Cortlandt Rangers. Nobody is wasting nobody. That... is a miracle. And miracles is the way things ought to be.

 

Boy have no family. All killed.
You mean in the war? No, hit by falling star... Yes, in war.

 

You contemptible pig! I remained celibate for you. I stood at the back of a cathedral, waiting, in celibacy, for you, with three hundred friends and relatives in attendance. My uncle hired the best Romanian caterers in the state. To obtain the seven limousines for the wedding party, my father used up his last favor with Mad Pete Trullo. So for me, for my mother, my grandmother, my father, my uncle, and for the common good, I must now kill you, and your brother.

 

The price is wrong, bitch.

 

And How I Love The Smell Of "Napalm" In The Morning...



Cheers Glen.

 

I don't mean to put down your black widow spider, but the funnelweb spider can kill a man in eight seconds, just by lookin' at him. :]

 

You sharpen the human appetite to the point where it can split atoms with its desire; you build egos the size of cathedrals; fiber-optically connect the world to every eager impulse; grease even the dullest dreams with these dollar-green, gold-plated fantasies, until every human becomes an aspiring emperor, becomes his own God... and where can you go from there?