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best dollar and eighteen cents I have ever spent.

 

The pervert is back!

 

I guess we're gonna have to register you as a lethal weapon!

 

And I really don't care for the way your company left me in the middle of fucking nowhere with fucking keys to a fucking car that isn't fucking there. And I really didn't care to fucking walk down a fucking highway and across a fucking runway to get back here to have you smile in my fucking face. I want a fucking car RIGHT FUCKING NOW

 

And get on your knees and tell me you love me!

 

Attention all campers, it's 9:30.............

 

Good morning, Vietnam!

 

Did they pay you to screw that bear?

 

No. Robin its not safe.

 

Is this testing whether I'm a replicant or a lesbian, Mr. Deckard?

 

Oh, Gwen! Your labia feels so good around my swollen phallus! Oh! Oh! Oh, I'm fairly confident I'm going to ejaculate. I'm releasing some of my seminal fluids inside of you now!

 

The lack of humility before nature that's being displayed here, Kind uh... staggers me.

 

Moles and trolls, moles and trolls, work, work, work, work, work. We never see the light of day. We plan this thing for weeks and all they want to do is study. I'm disgusted. I'm sorry but it's not like me, I'm depressed. There was what, no one at the mutant hamster races, we only had one entry into the Madame Curie look-alike contest and he was disqualified later. Why do I bother?

 

Yes, a workaholic, the urine stain on your pants would signify that you're a single shake man, far to busy for a follow up jiggle.

 

Put 'em up, put 'em up! Which one of you first? I can fight you both together if you want. I can fight you with one paw tied behind my back. I can fight you standing on one foot. I can fight you with my eyes closed. Oh, pull an axe on me, eh? Sneaking up on me, eh? Why, I'll... Ruff!

 

We shouldn't be cock-blocking McLovin, we should be guiding his cock.

 

My name is Very Fucking Confused; what's your name?

 

If my answers frighten you then you should cease asking scary questions.

 

Yeah. Well, that sounds like a pretty good deal. But I think I may have a better one. How about, I give you the finger

 

I don't mean any disrespect; I just don't like people barking orders at me.