carry on a conversation using only movie quotes...

Huddle up! Look, I'm sure you already know this, but I've never said it out loud. I *did* throw that game. I did it. I was in a bad way with some worse people. After I did it, I felt so shitty, I wish I would have just let them kill me instead. Now the warden wants to pin Caretaker's murder on me if I don't throw *this* game. So it looks like I'm going to get to know you guys a lot better because I aint doing that twice in a lifetime. We got a little time left. We can still do this. I'm begging you. Put your hands in here. I know some people suck at this game, we cant all be football players now can we? Ok, thank you.

 

What we've got here is... failure to communicate. Some men you just can't reach. So you get what we had here last week, which is the way he wants it... well, he gets it. I don't like it any more than you men.

 

a man's got to know his limitations

 

I was just checking the specs on the endline for the...rotary...girder... I'm retarded.

 

There is nothing more helpless and irresponsible than a man in the depths of an ether binge.

 

I'm completely operational, and all my circuits are functioning perfectly.

 

i'm sorry i didn't tell you about the world...

 

I'm fuzzy on the whole 'good/bad' thing, what do you mean bad?

 

smell that? can you smell that? napalm sergeant.... nothing else in the world smells like that... i love the smell of napalm in the morning...

 

There are times, however, and this is one of them, when even being right feels wrong. What do you say, for instance, about a generation that has been taught that rain is poison and sex is death? If making love might be fatal and if a cool spring breeze on any summer afternoon can turn a crystal blue lake into a puddle of black poison right in front of your eyes, there is not much left except TV and relentless masturbation. It's a strange world. Some people get rich and others eat shit and die."

 

If you have poo fling it now.
Jingle Bells, Monkey smells, Melman laid an egg, Marty thinks that Alex stinks, and the camel says Oy-vay!

 

^ What we've got here is failure to communicate

 

Miss Paschelle as you all know is the inventor of the statiophonic, oxyogenetic, amplifier-graphaphoner-delaverberator. Kind of hard to imagine the world before we had them..

 

i've seen things you people wouldn't believe... attack ships on fire off the shore of orion... i watched sea-beams, glitter in the dark near the tenhauser gate... all those moments will be lost, in time... like tears.... in rain...

 

you're gunna die clown!!!!!

 

time to die...

 

if you strike me down Darth, I shall only become more powerful
than you can ever imagine...

 

I watched a snail crawl along the edge of a straight razor. That's my dream; that's my nightmare. Crawling, slithering, along the edge of a straight razor... and surviving.

 

You're in a desert, walking along in the sand, when all of a sudden you look down..

 

God damn you Walter! You fuckin' asshole! Everything's a fuckin' travesty with you, man! And what was all that shit about Vietnam? What the FUCK, has anything got to do with Vietnam? What the fuck are you talking about?