carry on a conversation using only movie quotes...

Wash your hands on your own time,pretty boy.

 

When I was a little girl, my mama used to lock me in the attic when I was bad, which was pretty often. And I would- I would pretend I was a princess... trapped in a tower by a wicked queen. And then suddenly this knight... on a white horse with these colors flying would come charging up and draw his sword. And I would wave. And he would climb up the tower and rescue me. But never in all the time... that I had this dream did the knight say to me, "Come on, baby, I'll put you up in a great condo."

 

"Some big hard-boiled egg gets a look at a pretty face and bang--he cracks up and goes sappy."

 

Kiss me, my dear, and I will reveal my croissant. I will spread your pate. I will dip my ladle in your vichyssoise...

 

i hope you all burn i fucking hell and hare krishna thigermabobbles dance and sing on your grave, fuck if it comes true ill be one of them!

 

Worry not, my brother. For I will be as a fly on the wall - a grain of salt in the ocean. I will move amongst them like a transparent... *thing*.

 

There is no price for awesomeness. Or attractiveness.

 

This is the captain, I am speaking to every man aboard this ship. In the past few hours many things have happened; rumors of being out off weed and a third world war are totally untrue. We have no reason to believe that any aggression has been taken against our homes our families. I believe what we stumbled across is not man-made but a phenomena of nature, one that can't be explained. This phenomena is the storm in which the Nimitz went through less than 18 hours ago, the storm has had some effect on time as we know it, it created a portal, a door into another era. Today is April 20,1420... I'm sure we are all aware of the significance of this date in this place in history. We are going to Light a GIANT JOINT that was lost before most of you were born. This time, with God's help, its going to be different... Good Luck.:sifone:

 

And grab some toilet paper; I ain't gonna use no leaves.

 

I can see your dirty pillows.

 

We’re soldiers; but we’re American soldiers. We’ve been kickin’ ass for 200 years. We’re 10 and 1.”

 

I got more respect for those little bastards up on the hill. They take a side, you just take pictures. You probably don't even do your own fucking!

 

You'll walk on trails, kick cans, sleep on guard, smoke dope and diddely-bop through the bush like you were back on the block

 

In my case, you know, I hate to advocate drugs or liquor, violence, insanity to anyone. But in my case it's worked.

 

Hey, you know you're not supposed to be painting titties on the side of my airplanes, and if you do, don't make 'em lop-sided...

 

Get off my plane!

 

I've had it with these mother fucking snakes on this mother fucking plane!

 

I thought... you might be the one... the one I have come back from my country to find. He would be about your age.

 

what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

 

Rose Bud