carry on a conversation using only movie quotes...

Look, lady. I just got my coffee the perfect color. It's the only thing I've got going for me tonight.

 

this guy could fuck up a cup of coffee!

 

I am Sanka Coffie, I am the best pushcart driver in all of Jamaica! I must drive! Do you dig where I'm coming from?

 

I dont need you to tell me how fucking good my coffee is, ok? Im the one who buys it. I know how good it is. When Bonnie goes shopping she buys shit. I buy the gourmet expensive stuff because when I drink it, I wanna taste it. But you know whats on my mind right now? It aint the coffee in my kitchen. Its the dead N- in my garage.

 

For one brief embarrassing moment, I chose to give up. But your words were just the reminder I needed. Perhaps insignificant to you, but sometimes I think we're unaware of how the little things for us can be so huge for others.

 

Yeah.!!.....It's The Biggest In .. States..!!!.........(from one of my favourite movies ever......."Stand By Me")..........A Perfect Example Of What The Average Boy Did Before Puuuuters And Video Games Took Over The Lives Of Teenagers........



Cheers Glen.

 

I am a star. I'm a star, I'm a star, I'm a star. I am a big, bright, shining star. That's right.

 

Rock stars have kidnapped my son!

 

Miss Togar: [holding phone to radio broadcasting live Ramones concert] That, Mrs. Rambeau, is where your daughter is.
Mrs. Rambeau: [over phone] My daughter? Kate? I thought she was in the basement splitting photons.

 

When you first started at Pacific Tech you were well on your way to becoming another Einstein and then you know what happened?

 

You have produced exactly squat! SQUAT!

 

Really? Well, maybe you can help me straighten out my Longfellow.

 

Do you have two jobs? Because my dad said that you're also a butt pirate.

 

Better were the days when mastery of seas came not from bargains struck with eldritch creatures... but from the sweat of a man's brow and the strength of his back alone. You all know this to be true!

 

You can't handle the truth!

 

We will tell the the whole world, that we speak, the truth. No force can stop us now, we're cool, we're badasses, blah, blah, blah.

 

Are we making CHEMICAL WEAPONS? KIDDIE PORN? Are we STRIP-MINING? NO! Why are they after me?

 

Merman! Mer-MAN!

 

We've become a race of Peeping Toms. What people oughta do is get outside their own house and look in for a change. Yes, sir. How's that for a bit of homespun philosophy?

 

We really are, Ma. We're just stark raving mad.