carry on a conversation using only movie quotes...

Hey man, this is MY car, I OWN this car, it's NOT stolen.

 

Here goes: I sped. I followed too closely. I ran a stop sign. I almost hit a Chevy. I sped some more. I failed to yield at a crosswalk. I changed lanes at the intersection. I changed lanes without signaling while running a red light and *speeding*!

 

There is a time for daring and a time for caution, and a wise man knows which is called for.

 

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NO! You know what really pisses me off is I swallowed all those cotton balls and they never even took a damn x-ray.

 

you said u gave mary jane a pearl necklace! how much did that cost?!

 

Is this gonna get ugly now? I hope not. Because I thought what we were here, racial differences notwithstanding, was just a couple of old buddies. You know, both of us Californians...

 

I ain't got no business with that war no more, peckerhead son of a bitch. I'm on my own. I've come to pick up the 150 dollars Sheriff Brady has put out for the kid. The rest of you are only worth about 110, but I'll take it. What a sweet disposition. All right, let's dance.

 

" It's not a lightswitch! You don't just turn it off! "

 

Who are these people? friends of yours? now this really pisses me off to no end!

 

Use up the Irish. Their dead cost nothing.

 

When you kill a king, you don't stab him in the dark. You kill him where the entire court can watch him die.

 

You have forgotten who you are and so have forgotten me. Look inside yourself, Simba. You are more than what you have become. You must take your place in the Circle of Life.

 

"I'm sick of you and your emotional constipation!"

 

We were all feeling a bit shagged and fagged and fashed, it being a night of no small expenditure.

 

Sonofabitch that we drove 3,000 miles to see him? Alright, everybody back on the bus. We're going home, to California.

 

Ok, Jam, we'll just double time it at your house, grab the tickets, and then head to the train station for the 3:45 to DETROIT ROCK CITY! GOD! well, as they say in the Tampon biz, see you next period.

 

The last time I saw a pair of jugs that big, two hillbillies were blowing on them.

 

Then shut your pie-hole. I know a creep when I see one. I think I'm looking at one right now.

 

Get in the car ,Bob.