carry on a conversation using only movie quotes...

Hey, Tommy. Um, don't you think you're just gonna look a little ridiculous when you walk in the prom with Carrie White?

 

Well, I wouldn't argue that it wasn't a no holds barred, adrenaline fueled thrill ride. But, there is no way you can perpetrate that amount of carnage and mayhem and not incur a considerable amount of paperwork.

 

Work? You ever work? Yeah, I'll bet you have. Scoopin' ice cream to your shit-heel friends on summer break. Well I ain't talkin' about no goddamn white socks with Mickey Mouse on one side and Donald Duck on the other. I ain't readin' no funny books, mama. Our bodies come and go but this blood... is forever.

 

Fuck no you're not better. You're in such shit shape it's stunning. I can't belive your hearts still beating. Shit should be in a fucking medical journal.

 

Hear about that guy up in the Bronx? Just went crazy; thought he was a pigeon. They've found him in the park, throwing breadcrumbs at himself.

 

He peed on you? Bad Mojo! Bad!

 

TOMMY BOY!!! Best movie ever!
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Why dont we just knock over the parking meters and steal the quearters?

 

Lookin' for me willy brown? Been a long time, yessa' been a long time. Last time was right here on this old crossroad. Now what can I do for you.

 

Our Savior Jesus, help me do this right and I promise to stop cheating on my wife with black men.

 

Why you old men gotta talk so much? You gotta talk yourself into fucking me? Like little boys. It's okay. I'm grown, I know. We can go slow.

 

I have what you need. I'm just enjoying this temporary position of power. That make you nervous?

 

I don't know about you people. This is a morgue. You're partying in a morgue!

 

So what're you doing babysitting stiffs? What were you... drinker? Big drinker?

 

Any boob can run a day-care center but it takes a family to raise some kids and that's what we're gonna be from now on, a family.

 

And that constitutes an emotional involvement, and it would be unethical for me to work with you under those circumstances.

 

What does a phrenologist feel and interpret?

 

It's kinda like masturbation without the payoff.

 

Hey, I got news for you, you little two-bit prick, son-of-a-bitch, rat-bastard you did nothing for me! Whatever you did the other day didn't take! I'm still fucked up! You did fucking NOTHING for me!

 

I suggest you take a hit from the brown bottle in my bag

 

I'm so hungry I could eat the ass end out of a dead rhino, I should have had you get me three of these things!