carry on a conversation using only movie quotes...

Don't use the bucket. It'll just confuse you.

 

Et maintenant, would monsieur care for an aperitif, or would he prefer to order straightaway? Today, we have for appetizers - excuse me - uh, moules marinières, pâte de foie gras, beluga caviar, eggs Benedictine, tarte de poireaux - that's leek tart - frogs legs amandine or oeufs de caille Richard Shepherd - C'est à dire, little quails' eggs on a bed of pureed mushrooms. It's very delicate, very succulent.

 

What kind of foreigner are you? Are you a hoochie-coochie dancer?

 

You know America was founded by prudes. Prudes who left Europe because they hated all the kinky, steamy European sex that was going on. And now I, Cooper Harris, will return to the land of my perverted forefathers and claim my birthright.

 

Yes, and, "do not try to make them understand you. That is because they are a breed apart and make no sense".

 

I saw... its thoughts. I saw what they're planning to do. They're like locusts. They're moving from planet to planet... their whole civilization. After they've consumed every natural resource they move on... and we're next. Nuke 'em. Let's nuke the bastards.

 

We train young men to drop fire on people. But their commanders won't allow them to write "fuck" on their airplanes because it's obscene!

 

Each breath you take is a sin. No shadow will be safe again, for you will be hunted by angels.

 

And if she ever kisses you, I'll turn you into a prince.........
Prince of the Land of Stench!

 

Well the premise is quite simple - um, take something designed by nature and reprogram it to make it work for the body rather than against it.

 

Oh, the usual. I bowl. Drive around. The occasional acid flashback.

 

You get a goddamn job before sundown, or we're shipping you off to military school with the goddamn Finkelstein-shit kid! Son of a bitch!

 

Looks like somebody threw away a perfectly good white boy!

 

No man, he said he wanted me to bring some in next time, but I forgot to rinse the jar out first, and once he sees the mayonnaise floatin' around, he'll think I'm on some weird drug again, and I'm really gonna f**k with his mind this time.

 

That's not a joke, that's a severe behavioral disorder. I mean, the next thing you know, you'll be wearing a bra on your head!

 

Gary?... By the way, why are we wearing bras on our heads?

 

Well, maybe you're naked and I'm the only guest, but it's still elegant.

 

I just wanna know how one becomes a janitor because Andrew here is very interested in pursuing a career in the custodial arts.

 

Step aside, Gigantor. We got us a railroad to build. We're blowin' a hole in that thing.

 

No, no, no, no, anyone but her! Not... Janie Briggs! Guys, she's got glasses and a ponytail! Aw, look at that, she's got paint on her overalls, what is that? Guys, there's no way she could be prom queen!