carry on a conversation using only movie quotes...

Politicians are a lot like diapers. They should be changed frequently, and for the same reason.

 

Now you fellas have said some pretty mean things. Some of which were true. Take that fiend, Boss Grissom. He was a thief, and a terrorist. On the other hand he had a tremendous singing voice. He's dead now, and he's left me in charge. Now, I can be theatrical, and maybe even a little rough - but one thing I am not, is a *killer*. I am an artist. I *love* a good party. So, truce. Commence au festival!

 

It seems the tables have turned again, Dr. Evil.

 

I'm gonna ask you some simple questions. You're gonna tell me the truth or I swear to God I'm gonna kill ya.

 

Oh, I'm sorry. I can't come to the door right now. I'm afraid that in my weakened condition, I could take a nasty spill down the stairs and subject myself to further school absences. You can reach my parents at their places of business. Thank you for stopping by. I appreciate your concern for my well-being. Have a nice day!

 

Uh-oh.Now you've done it.

 

I'll be dipped in shit if that ain't a meteor!

 

What's up Harry, they find oil on Uranus man?

 

I'm on Planet 'X' lookin' for a dweeb who wears green fatigues.

 

Yes Yes, Fuck you too!

 

I dunno what the hell's in there, but it's weird and pissed off, whatever it is.

 

What does dumb fuck mean?

 

Just when I thought you couldn't get any dumber, you go and do something like this... and totally redeem yourself!

 

We landed on the moon!

 

That's for making me come to Mars.
You know how much I hate this fucking planet!

 

Look around you all what do you see? A bunch of buffoons parading around in fancy dress. You think the prince of Darkness would deign to manifest himself before the likes of you? He never has and he never will! Never

 

The Hell Beast is above us and I can smell an evil slut!

 

We're gonna need a bigger boat.

 

Mr. Ambassador, you have nearly a hundred naval vessels operating in the North Atlantic right now. Your aircraft has dropped enough sonar buoys so that a man could walk from Greenland to Iceland to Scotland without getting his feet wet. Now, shall we dispense with the bull?

 

American something or other, yes sir an excellent choice and would you like glasses or do you prefer to drink directly from the bottle?