carry on a conversation using only movie quotes...

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You're a disgrace. I'd like to know how you got to be a Captain, anyway.

 

Maybe if I stick your head through that window over there you'll get unconfused.

 

These are your last words, so make them a prayer.

 

Just ignore him, honey; he's a Libra.

 

I can see your lips moving, but I can't make out the words.

 

Look at those assholes.Ordinary people .They spend their lives tryin'n to stay out of trouble.Repo man spends his life gettin' in to trouble.

 

Shut up and sit down, you big, bald fuck. I don't like leaving my own country, Doug, and I especially don't like leaving it for anything less then warm sandy beaches, and cocktails with little straw hats

 

69 dude!

 

Ten oughta do it, don't you think? You think we need one more? You think we need one more. All right, we'll get one more.

 

Oh yeah, that's right, that's what it's all about, all right. But talking about it and being it, that's two different things.

 

Yeah, you can do it. Point and shoot the damn thing. No, bud, you're jerking it. You're all like this. You gotta hold it soft, like your pecker. OK?

 

I know we've only known each other four weeks and three days, but to me it seems like nine weeks and five days. The first day seemed like a week and the second day seemed like five days. And the third day seemed like a week again and the fourth day seemed like eight days. And the fifth day you went to see your mother and that seemed just like a day, and then you came back and later on the sixth day, in the evening, when we saw each other, that started seeming like two days, so in the evening it seemed like two days spilling over into the next day and that started seeming like four days, so at the end of the sixth day on into the seventh day, it seemed like a total of five days. And the sixth day seemed like a week and a half. I have it written down, but I can show it to you tomorrow if you want to see it.

 

Do you want your sister to lose weight? Tell her to get off the couch, stop eating twinkies and maybe go out for field hockey. You know what? No one ever knows what they want to be when they grow up. You know it takes a little, little while to find that out, right, Jim? And you... yeah, you. Sick of some jerk shoving your head down the toilet? Well, you know what? Maybe... you should lift some weights, or uh, take a karate lesson and the next time he's tries to do it, you kick him in the balls.

 

In case you didn't notice I'm a motherfucking dwarf, so unless you got a forklift handy, maybe you should lend a hand hmm?
lol.....

 

Yeah? Well, I'm TALLER!

 

All right, Pop quiz, hotshot....

 

Don't you have any normal friends?

 

We might have had a wonderful relationship. But then, as Arthur Bremer once said: "How many things go right in this crazy world?".

 

There are negotiations being made that are going to answer all of your questions and solve all of your problems. That's all I can tell you right now. Carlo, you grew up in Nevada. When we make our move there you're going to be my right hand man. Tom Hagen is no longer Consigliari. He's going to be our lawyer in Vegas. That's no reflection on Tom it's just the way I want it. Besides, if I ever help who's a better Consigliari than my father. That's it