carry on a conversation using only movie quotes...

Certainly, in the topsy-turvy world of heavy rock, having a good solid piece of wood in your hand is often useful.

 

Vanity, definitely my favorite sin.

 

I do, I offer a complete and utter retraction. The imputation was totally without basis in fact, and was in no way fair comment, and was motivated purely by malice, and I deeply regret any distress that my comments may have caused you, or your family, and I hereby undertake not to repeat any such slander at any time in the future. OK.

 

Try to imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light.

 

I was jus' givin' the place an enema and this pile uh shit floated to the surface.

 

He doesn't know how to use the three seashells!

 

Forget it, I quit, I can't do this anymore, man. My head's about to explode. My whole life sucks. I don't know what I'm doing, I don't know where I'm going. My dad just died. We just killed Bambi. I'm out here getting my ass kicked and every time I drive down the road I wanna jerk the wheel INTO A GODDAMNED BRIDGE EMBUNKMENT.

 

You're gonna stand there, owning a fireworks stand, and tell me you don't have no whistling bungholes, no spleen spliters, whisker biscuits, honkey lighters, hoosker doos, hoosker donts, cherry bombs, nipsy daisers, with or without the scooter stick, or one single whistling kitty chaser

 

This is a fourteenth century Hungarian cross-bow, it has killed a king, and changed the history of Europe. If anything happens to my apartment... I'll shove it up your ass.

 

settle down pal--I'll handle it.

 

Fucking pussy man! He's laughing at you! That's the way the gook laughs.

 

You hadn't oughta done that stretch--you mighta hurt me.

 

Relax, all right? My old man is a television repairman, he's got this ultimate set of tools. I can fix it.

 

You know, times are changing. Ladies can do stuff now and you're going to learn how to deal with it.

 

Now Don't You Blame The Movies!! Movies Don't Create Pyschos,movies Make Psychos More Creative!!!!

 

Nobody's gotten a handjob in cargo shorts since Nam.

 

I looked at the clock... because I was saying to myself... It's five to seven, where could he be going with that sawed off shotgun?

 

straight to hell!!

 

Well,at least they got the address right

 

Remember, you have to shove a pineapple up Hitler's ass at 4 p.m...