Lol, that's a good one. I can't stand carpet. My house has tile throughout much better esp if you have pets.
Something to remember.... carpet cleaner companies often reuse water from one job to the next. Even if you don't have a dog you probably have dog shit in your carpet.
Poor carpet cleaning can result in your carpet becoming even dirtier than it was prior to cleaning, in a short period of time. This happens when the cleaner (often when people rent a machine and do it themselves) does not remove all of the soap from the carpet. The soap left in the carpet then actually works to make the carpet attract dirt more easily.