Caption Required

They say that 'Every Picture tells a Story" - Well some pictures cry out for an appropriate Caption
Post what you feel is apt -
I'll begin with ...

 

"DO YOU KNOW THE PIANO's ON MY FOOT?"



"ME TOO"

 

"WHEN YOU SAID MY BLIND DATE LOOKED LIKE A FILM STAR, I DIDN'T KNOW YOU MEANT ...."

 

The Mona Lisa - never finished to speak always prepared

 

"THAT. - IS NOT THE BALL YOU SHOULD BE LOOKING FOR !"

 

KIRK: Have you found out what these are Spock?"



SPOCK: "Yes, Captain, it seems this is Covid- 2222"
SCOTTY: "I guess you'll want me to fire up the Transporter Captain?"

 

"So Princess, can you identify the Stormtrooper who called you fat?"

 

PUTIN: "So this idea for a wall, you really think it will work?"
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TRUMP "Oh yes, and maybe, China to pay for it? - I've heard they have a nice one"

 

"... BUT LIONS DON'T GET HEADACHES !"

 

"PIES ! - AM I RIGHT?"

 

"THE BEATLES = THE FAB FOURCE"

 

On the picture that says pies am right

first caption that came to my mind is

A homely girl named lisa
Couldn’t get a geezer

 

The lion picture I would caption-

when I hold my hand like this I am invisible

 

The ET photo I would caption

getting tough with mama’s stuff

 

The Star Trek photo I would caption

looks like Walt was a little hard on the beaver again last night ..I found all these hair balls coughed up this morning

 

"Er, .. just a thought - Can you check I've been put in the right Category?"

 

Great picture with the wrestlers.... I would title that

...uh oh I didn’t know fudging on my weight would put me in a different bracket

 

"And who was it that broke wind"