Captain Scotch Says To Barbiturate My Benzos

High-lo everybody, my name is Ted Bear, and I signed up to these forums, because I have problems. Well...it all started when I was doing some meth, and I noticed I could not sleep for days. I started meth, because mixing espresso, 5-hour energy, and Red Bull was not helping me anymore. I like meth, but I don't like staying up for days, and my gotdayum neighbor is spying on me now. I know he is Illuminati...he has to be--damn sneaky bastard. Anyways, I've tried everything to sleep. I only smoke 4 grams of meth at bedtime, but I am doing benzos and barbiturates now, with a single-malt scotch chaser. For some reason now I can't stop doing whip-its while masturbating, after doing 4 grams of meth, benzos, barbiturates, and followed by a glass of scotch. The whip-its give me a headache, the masturbating relieves it and eases my nerves, and...what is my neighbor doing? SHIT...what was that noise? Oh never mind, this funny ass crackhead is laying on my couch and just farted with a kazoo still stuck in his ass. Anyways, can you anyone help me? I came to the hip forums, because I know hippies go through stuff like this.



^^^^^ This is a joke. Just me joking about some of the funny posts I see sometimes ^^^^^^

 

You Are Way Beyond Help......May The Dear Lord Choose To Save Your

Poor Pathetic Soul...... :daisy:



Cheers Glen.