Can't Wait For My Birthday!

Discussion in 'Love and Sex' started by buzzgunner, Dec 2, 2014.

  1. buzzgunner

    buzzgunner 180 grains of diplomacy Lifetime Supporter

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    My birthday is coming up in a couple weeks. When my wife asked what I wanted for my birthday, I told her that I wanted to stay home and have sex with her all day long. To my surprise, she said, "OK!"

    So, with a little pharmacological enhancement, I get to find out just how many times a 59-year old man can get it up (and off) in one day! Wish me luck! ;)
     
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  2. Irminsul

    Irminsul Valkyrie

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    RIP ;)
     
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  3. buzzgunner

    buzzgunner 180 grains of diplomacy Lifetime Supporter

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    Thanks! I can hardly think of a better way to go! (Well, maybe fucking some fantasy movie star, but I'm trying to stay realistic.)
     
  4. Annwyn'Bri

    Annwyn'Bri Member

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    Oh I wish I could get something similar on my birthday.
     
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  5. drumminmama

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    Lube. Chafing sucks.
     
  6. buzzgunner

    buzzgunner 180 grains of diplomacy Lifetime Supporter

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    Agreed, but it shouldn't be necessary. Even though my wife (like me) is in her late 50s, she still gets unbelievably wet when aroused and she stays that way for a looooong time. These days, it just takes a little longer to get her going.

    When we were in our late 20s, we were in a 6-month long threesome with our friend Steve. He had a long more sexual experience than either my wife or I. (In fact, I arranged the threesome specifically because I was the only sex partner she'd ever had. I wanted her to have the chance to fuck another guy and I really wanted to watch!) Anyway, Steve told me on multiple occasions that she got amazingly wet, compared to all the other women he'd been with. He used the terms like "juicy", "drippy", "soaked", and "sopping" to describe her lubrication. When she knew that the three of us were going to spend an afternoon fucking, she'd get so wet that her juices would start to run down the insides of her thighs!
     
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  7. drumminmama

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    When time goes on, one round of natural lube has to give way to new. All it takes is one tiny area not getting enough and one of both of you might be a weeeeeeee bit sensitive.
    Experience.
     
  8. Annwyn'Bri

    Annwyn'Bri Member

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    Not true for everyone. I am almost 64 and I never have a problem with getting aroused or wet, and can last for more then one round. This may be your experience and of some, but it's not for everyone.
     
  9. Irminsul

    Irminsul Valkyrie

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    I'm hoping I get the "stay sexual if not more as she ages" syndrome.
     
  10. drumminmama

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    "Last for more than one round" might be the difference here. With a partner who goes a considerable time, lubrication needs to produce constantly.

    Buzz is hooping for a marathon. Being prepared for whatever is a good idea.
    I've brought lube and never had to use it, but the one time it is needed....and you don't want to stop, it's a joy to have.
     
  11. Jo King

    Jo King wannabe

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    always be prepared [​IMG]
    if you are going to go all day it wouldn't hurt to have a few things on hand just in case
     
  12. jimandjan

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    Have fun buzzgunner,

    I'm old enough I know how you fell.

    A country song comes to mind; I'm not as good as I once was, but I'm good ONCE as I ever was.
     
  13. drumminmama

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    Water comes to mind. Squirting uses up insane amounts of water.
     
  14. Targetlock

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    lucky devil, make the most of it.
     
  15. buzzgunner

    buzzgunner 180 grains of diplomacy Lifetime Supporter

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    Man... oh... man! That was, hands down, my best birthday...EVER!

    Aside from all the other nice activities (breakfast out, dinner out, nice movie after on our huge LCD TV accompanied by drinks), yesterday was literally the first day in decades that I fucked until I was sore. Everybody was right about the lube. We had a big bottle and we needed it before the end. I actually broke my all-time personal record for "Most individual fucks in a single day" (last set when I was 29), with is no mean feat for a 59-year old guy is packing some extra weight, and has both diabetes and ED. (Thank you Eli Lilly!) By the time we got to the last one, I was still having orgasms, but I was dry firing. I guess I'd blown my entire load during all the previous romps.

    So, yeah. It was a great day!
     
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  16. TheSamantha

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    Great, I'm so happy for you! :)
     
  17. shygurl170

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    Me, too! Mine is January 7; not looking too good!
     
  18. vance2335

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    What can I get for you?
     
  19. shygurl170

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    Now that would require highjacking this thred? :)
     
  20. buzzgunner

    buzzgunner 180 grains of diplomacy Lifetime Supporter

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    Thanks, sweetie! Nice hearing that from you.
     

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