Candy hearts and vodka

make a good early morning snack.

 

I wish I had some candy hearts

 

i hate candy hearts, they taste like Tums...

 

Hahaha. I don't like candy in the morning. Or drinking in the morning, for that matter. It's more of a "tea-time" thing..

 

you dont drink in the morning, ahhh theres nothing like a big bottle of vodka at 5 in the morning mized in with some tums hearts..haha im kiddin, i dont start drinkin till 8..

 

How about a nice Alka-seltzer? hahaha, now that stuff is gross....

 

i have never had alka-seltzer been to scared to try it

 

Yeah, I just can't do it....too weird looking haha I think i tasted it and it was like baking soda.

 

haha yummy
its reminds me of something you use in science class when you have to do labs and such

 

ever tried Metamucil? That fiber supliment? Now that shit is like drinking some dirt stirred in a glass of water.

 

haha nope but I have seen what it looks like, its all grainy..haha like drinkin sand..
youd think people would rather take it in a form of a pill then freakin drink it..And they always act like it tastes soo good

 

"Dirt in a glass.....It's fiber-licious!"

 

hahaha you should be their spokeswoman you could do their commericals..