Canadian - American WAR!

when you learn to read, write and quite being pretentious snots.

 

quite?....oh...you must mean quit

 

I didn't know quite had an e.

 

oooooh, y'all are gonna go after me on a typo? typical low-brow shot.

 

They don't keep to our standards of flaming. You can't blame them, it's poor netucation.

 

Why do Americans wear Canada flags on their luggage when they travel

 

Haha, to avoid getting abducted?

 

because they're stupid hippies. they've also been known to adopt english accents as teenagers because they have no personality of their own...which means they pass really easily as canadians.

 

Because nobody wants your shit?

 

no one wants canadians, either.

 

Damn son, your fellow countrymen have abandoned you.

Assimilate now and your life shall be spared. You may even be allowed to rule over one of the new American territories.

 

you quoted me. i'm honored. i really liked my "no one wants canadians, either."

anyway, back to the arctic front!

 

You can have Quebec and everything east of it

 

negotiated like a true frenchie.

 

How about I take B.C. and you take the rest.

There are two conditions:

You have to completely reform that shit hole.

and

You have to pay KC and I, and our future generations, royalties for the land and the privilege of reigning.

And I'm going to have you banish a few current members to B.C. as well. :reddevil:

 

*sews Canadian flag pleasantly onto backpack*

 

sorry, we're not currently negotiating pieces of our country...

i know you guys are getting desperate over there and everything but come on...you know we'll destroy you

 

it's really because no one wants it.

 

already shot down.

 

I love Canada. I have a part time girlfriend in Kitchener, Ontario that I visit from time to time. Go, Canada, eh!!!