canada is not a real place

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lol, aren't there certain parts of Canada like that? or did I just make that up in my head

 

In fact, Canada is covered in confetti and has not yet accepted the concept of time.

 

^&%$#&**$#@%^%$#&

 

lmao.

 

Cate is fucking with your head, some parts of Canada are like that.
Did you know that Canada is the only country with anti-clockwise storms?

 

if I lived in 6 months of darkness I'm sure I'd drink my days away without thinking twice about it. :cheers2:

 

Its actually very depressing. Not a joking matter.

 

I loveeee nighttime though. in all honesty, I'd sleep from 6am til 3pm everyday if I had it my way.

 

it's not depressing when you have a banana milkshake and glow in the dark dinosaurs

sorry, i'm sick i can't share mine with you

 

unbelievable.

 

canada has awesome strippers

 

You can usually identify an American by the way they talk about Canada. In that respect, Canada is useful.

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you're welcome

 

Im planning on moving to Canada sometime within the next few years. I believe that America is never going to get out of the hell-hole that we have gone through for the past few years. America is just going to keep spending money it doesnt have and keep pissing people off. Im sorry to say Im not going to raise my daughter in this hell-hole that is just going to get worse as the years past. Ive got many reasons on why Im leaving the Us to move to Canada but I really dont feel like going into it because Ive had a long day.

 

Home, home on the range,
Where the moose and the caribou play,
Where seldom is heard a discouraging word,
Because everyone is freezing their balls off


Hotwater

 

I absolutely love coming back home to Canada. It feels amazing when you're coming back from the USA especially.

You can actually dispose of all the recyclables that piled up on you, people don't yell into cell phones like it's a walkie talkie, and it's nice to get that quarterly GST cheque in the mail.

Thank you Canada. I love you.

 

I am Canadian:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BRI-A3vakVg

 

Hahaha. What happens when you taunt a Canadian:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e1RrncVgLFY&feature=related

You get jerseyed!

 

i sleep from 8am to 5pm. i haven't seen much daylight for a while now, just the sunrise and the sunset.