Canada Bound!

I drank 3 double doubles and had a nap between 11-noon. It was like drinking warm water.

 

Yeah, like I said... it's the farms, plus the fact it was like 90+ degrees here today.

 

Yeah that explains it.

 

tim hortins puts things in the coffee making it addictive, not just the caffine...it may taste like shit but people will still line up for hours to get it
crack hortins indeed
not to be confused with crack time by my work where you will actually get crack with your stale doughnut....

 

The rest of the shit i posted was kinda tongue in cheek. It really happened but I took it in stride. I spent 7 years in Korea, THAT was roughin' it.

But I'm bringing my own coffee press if I ever come back. I don't drink it for the taste, I need coffee that WORKS.

 

The North American thing is true.


We don't want any mix ups.

 

Awww come on. Please be North Americans?

Come to think of it, you live in North America and there's nothing you can do about it. You're American, just like a redneck from Alabama or a corrupt police officer from Mexico.

"Batches? We don't got no batches... we not gonna show you no batches... we don't have no stinkin' batches..."

 

this is for you, zoomie:

:slap:

 

To quotethe Big Bopper, "Mmmm baby that's-a what I LIKE!

 

consider it a "preemptive strike."

 

Hamilton truly is the anus of Ontario. And Hortons is very overrated. I don't like coffee anyways ...

I dare ya to walk around Penetang and that area bitchn' about non-Quebecer French though


Steeeped.

 

Nah. Like I said, I took it in stride. I know Canadians don't hate Americans per se, they hate the stupid shit our government and businesses do and I don't support either so "it's all good". I actually had a good time. If it weren't for the way our government trats us like children I wouldn't have had the opportunity to go. One of the brides was Canadian and gay marriages are legal in Canada.

 

ahah yeah I don't even care if you have folks there getting married. It's Hamilton... You might as well just come here to Brantford for god's sake.

But whatever. It's all good. (!)


For the record though, I'm not offended by the term North American, and I agree totally on the Tim Horton's issue.

Hahah blazingdervish... Steeped.

 

i do say it's all good way too much fo my ow good
hahaha Brantford ha

 

I never say "it's all good." I mean, ever.

haha Trust me, Jess... I live on the outskirts of Port Dover, normally, with my mom... And although I've got a beach and all... It's boring as fuck. Clean, but boring. Safe, but boring.

Being at my dad's place in Brantford is like heaven for a girl without her driver's license. Plus it's got sex, drugs, rock&roll(and rap... gotta feed the wiggers ), danger, std's and homeless folks. It's wholesome and exciting.

And while Timmy Ho's coffee is the shits(I'm all for Nabob at home), their steeped tea is the shit.

 

"it's all good" is a Canadian expression?

Nahh, I've been using it for a while, and I do not plan to loose it to you ashamed Wisconsin dwellers!

 

Do you know how fucking far I am from Cheeseville?

Far, my peacock. Far enough.

 

I don't know, Pavel. I was there and it all seemed so real. Even the old French hippie...

 

No man, I'm telling you guys... Canada doesn't exist.

I was on the boarder when I was in Alaska... it was the US...and then there was just ice, snow, and emptiness on the other side... like... space man.

We even flew over it in the airplane...and I just thought "What the hell, there's nothing there"...

You are in Wisconsin... that's that... they just call it Canada so that people don't notice the omnipresent scent of cheese.

 

Ok, I believe you. I was Wisconsin Bound then...