What about this joke .... what is better than winning a gold at the special olympics? not being retarded. Was that funny?
How about this one .... A man meets a woman at a bar and they go to her place. They're undressing and he drops his trousers. She points to his messed up knees and asks what happened. He says 'when I was young I contracted kneesles'. She says 'you mean measles'. He says 'no, I actually got kneesles'. She shrugs and continues undressing. When he removes his socks she looks at his sorry toes and asks about them. He says 'shortly after the kneesles, I contracted toelio'. She says 'you mean polio?'. He says 'no, I got toelio'. She shrugs it off, until he drops his shorts. She looks again and says 'don't tell me - smallcox'.
yeah sure i can. I got one year without eating meat, but i started when the mother of my boyfrined gave me some for dinner year ago and i still eat meat today.
i do. almost every week. not with any sort of ritual regularity or anything. some days i do just eat mushroom and noodle soup, sometimes with green onions, nori and a little renetless cheese in it, and salads with avacadoes and tomatoes. when we run out of meat in the house, i might do that for several days at a time. but carnivour that my alterego am, i just love meat too much to go whole veg. baked spuds w/ cheese or cream cheese and or real butter are good too. and of course meatless sauce with shroomies in it on pasta goes good too. or cream of mushroom on rice. those are my favorite meatless main course recipies. so yes i CAN go a day, or several, without one living flesh, but i prefer not to. like with chocklet, more then a few days puts me into a kind of withdrawal mode though. =^^= .../\...
Yeah, I'm a vegetarian. I don't find it that hard to go without meat, really. Never much liked it, anyways. Except, like, bacon.
When I am travelling around Asia I do not eat that much meat. Especially the food in India is superb and one does not miss meat. However, I love the taste of dead animals, so I choose to eat meat whenever I want it.
I tend to rarely if ever eat red meat. White meat and seafood I think I don't have more than 3 servings a week total.