can you find (x) in 15 second?

I can find a chipped one in 15 seconds.

Moisturizing eye drop bottle.

 

Nope

A measuring tape on a keyring

 

Nopah

Unmatched socks

 

Easilybif I was home...but no.

Baby wipes

 

not sold as the same thing, but pretty much amounting to; lcd screen and cd wipes. also useful for my eye glasses.

instant coffee crystals

 

Not sure what they have in the breakroom because I dont drink coffee. Not likely in that short of time anyway.

Popcorn

 

Yes

Dangly earrings

 

No but i could make them within 15 seconds.

A monkey wrench

 

No

Blood

 

i'd have to poke myself with something, but i know where it is.

water

 

Yeah several kinds.

Vacation request forms

 

Yes! Filled one in today actually

A pocket watch

 

no I can't:
Can you find someone you can have a sex?

 

oddly i do have a pocket digital alarm clock

find someone i can have a sex. i'm pretty sure i know what the question intends. and no, i haven't nor looked for one for several years.
but "have a sex" could mean, you know like having to find someone else for your own body to have any sexual capacity at all.
this makes something less then complete sense, unless you're born, like cartoon characters, without having any "naughty bits" at all!

a tree

 

Yes I can find several trees

A crocheted blanket

 

i have an afghan somewhere burried in one of the boxes in my closet, that someone made and gave to my mother. forgot all about having it. real sure i couldn't find it in 15 seconds though. if i had it on my bed i could, now i'm going to have to remember to look for it one of these days.

a quilt then, or a filled comforter. or one of those blanket like things that are like a sleeping bag only without the zipper. (i can't seem to remember what they're called in 15 seconds, though i have on on my bed)

 

I have a quilt hanging on the wall behind my computer.


a mobile

 

a mobile what? a mobile phone, or one of those things with things dangling from strings tied to sticks so the rotate about a common center, but appearing to do so with some degree of independence from each other?
at any rate, there is a cell phone i've yet to activate, if i even still can. as for the dangly things called mobiles, there are none here.

a small object that moves under its own power and to some degree of its own volition. something like a small robotic device of some sort.
(though there are less complex and sophisticated ways of achieving this, if independence of motion is all that is required)

 

Love!

A sharp knife

 

several, of the kind sold in hardware stores, with breakaway tips, so you can always have a sharp one. these are skinnier then "box cutters" but otherwise somewhat the same idea. i use them for everything that needs cutting. well not the same ones to eat with that i use for cutting things i wouldn't want to. but as there are several of these, as they are very inexpensive, this is not a problem.

that would lead me to think of hachi ("chop" sticks), but i know those have already been mentioned. leaving those aside, how about

a can opener, the kind with two handles and two little gears that turn each other and a little circular blade mounted on one of them. and another little handle or knob on the other side to turn them.