can you find (x) in 15 second?

Nope...though I do have a Cherrywood pipe [but I'll give you that one,as you sulking is a HORRIBLE sight]

A pair of binoculars

 

Yes - I keep them in my bedroom - to check on the neighbours

Headache tablets

 

No-don't 'do' headaches,never have. [But I do have a new tube of toothpaste,if that counts?]

Your spare razors

 

Yes, within my bathroom cupboard

A (clean/fresh) bandage

 

something clean to use for one, but not purpose made ones.

a clean fresh dust mask

 

No - Dusting removes the memories of what was, so one is somewhat selective

A (Vinyl) record player

 

nope, haven't had a turntable in ages.

a miniature bar-clamp (for holding small parts together while gluing, that sort of thing)

 

No, every time I go to sort out my mini-bar, I get side-tracked

A Chess set

 

i don't think i have any currently. i've had several over the years, there might be one of those little mini travel game ones but if there is i haven't the slightest idea where it might be hiding.

a 28mm role playing game miniature character of some kind, or several.

 

Yes - a recent visit to the loft saw me find some figurines of childhood memory

a scarf

 

don't know if i could find it, but i do happen to have one, i never wear, that was given to me, by the family of someone i used to live with.

a tube of anti-toothache toothpaste.

 

Nope.. on the couch watching hockey anyway so even if it was in house it’s doubtful I’d mke the trip upstairs

A candle

 

you have to go upstairs to make water drain down? stories are full of houses like that, but i've never lived in one.

anyway, no, i gave away the last candle i had. i sort of need to get another one or several.

a round, transparent, or otherwise unusual bar of soap.

 

Yes, I have one int he bathroom that remains cracked but still solid for those really grime spots

A framed family portrait - (of 10 years past period)

 

no formal portraits, but i have photos taken of each other, both of my parents together, and me with one or the other of them.
i don't think i have any of all three of us together, mostly because nearly all of them, other then my parent's childhood pictures,
were generally taken by one of us, of each other. i do have some pictures of my parents as children, even one or two of their parents as children,
and their surroundings which of course go back to the 1920s and beyond. none of them are fraimed either. all are in old photo albums,
and have been copied by digital camera and on my hard drives and usb backups.

i have no framed portraits of anything human and don't want any. the only things i have in picture frames are drawings and painting by furry artists,
and a couple of things i did myself, over the years.

sooo...

a fraimed painting, drawing or photograph, you made yourself?

 

No, not from myself, - But I do have one hung up that my Granddaughter made for me =

A Basketball

 

BUGGER OFF!

This is ENGLAND,my dear fellow...land of Keats,Browning,Dickens,Shakespeare...and CRICKET!

[oh...and take-away pizzas...forgot them]

A new shoe/boot lace

 

yup. just happens to be a spare set right here. (no idea WHY it happens to be sitting here, just haven't thought of a better place to put it).

a tie clasp

 

No

A ziptie

 

bunch of em in my tool box

matte finish magic (transparent adhesive) tape.