can you find (x) in 15 second?

NOooooo!

Citronella,

 

I drive one of they Citronellas-and jolly reliable it is too!

....and no bugs in it....good,eh?

 

No.

Slim Jim's

 

hell no! (oh, sorry. yea i no longer eat those)

um...your car?

 

well my shoes are on the other side of the room, and the bus stop half a block away hasn't gone anywhere.
no car though. haven't had one of those since about a year after i got married (late in life)
sometime around 97 i think it was. got rid of it even before we moved from an apartment into a house.
it was a hornet wagon, and i would have loved to have painted it my lime green, which never happened.
it had a cracked head, no shocks with any life left in them, and the speedomiter didn't work either.
sold it for scrap value. sometimes i think about getting another. places i'd like to be, long way from 'civilization',
where you need one to get to. i sort of doubt that i ever will though.

your socks (other then the ones you have on, if you do)

 

yeah, it might take me the whole 15 to find a matching pair though.

seltzer or tonic water

 

Tonic water yes, with lemon, best thing to have with a nice bottle of gin!

Artificial cig

 

No chance - One does not smoke so an artificial cig (other than one I could make out of a piece of paper from my pad and some grass from the garden) is not within my abode

Fresh flowers

 

i know where there are some, live and growing, in a planter at the end of the building. none within reach though.

something to nibble on that isn't all suggary and not too much salt either.

 

My fridge has Cheese sticks in it =

An unwanted (yet still retained) gift from a friend/relative

 

i have my parents old photo albums, some of the pictures in them are from when they were children.
they're both long dead now. and i've digitally copied all of the photos and have them on my hard drive.

there's a dumpster diver who brings me odd train like objects because he knows i like trains.
i don't think he understands that my interest isn't really about collecting. but he means well.

unpainted role playing miniatures

 

Yes - I have been doing a bit of sorting out and brought down some of my old toy soldier figurines from the loft - My Grandson is impressed =

A Larva lamp (?)

 

i wish. i need to get another one. just because.

a soup spoon

 

in the kitchen drawer a few feet away from the desk with the computer i am using right now

a thong

 

I have a red one that I purchased 'for a long gone now female friend' in my bedroom cabinet ..... ah the memories

A pair of trousers ..... that you keep for 'when you lose a bit of weight'

 

oh good lord, i've got several kicking around somewhere, not in 15 seconds though.

a shirt that needs a button reinforced or other minor repairs.

 

I have shirts that I have lost buttons from in the past, but try to replace asap - the trick is to take one from the bottom to place

Can you find - A Cigar?

 

nope. no tobakie.

pair of eye glasses?

 

As per Pic. I wear glasses

A pair of (Garden) Hand shears

 

yes in the garage

a Bible