can you find (x) in 15 second?

Nope...And yes I have plenty of rusty nuts...

a scented candle

 

Plenty since the grid went down

A pair of pants you have never worn that you are saving for a special occassion, such as a wedding or a sex party

 

well i did but i just tried them on and they are not even close to fitting so i am gonna donate them. still got the tags on them.

a crossbow

 

Can I have them? I don't have a crossbow, but I know a guy who does

A piece of lego signed by John Lennon in 1970

 

i dont know what happened to my legos but i havnt had any in about 35 years

a penguins hat signed by mike doughty during a dave matthews band concert.

 

i never think to ask anyone to sign anything. i should have gotten fox amore to sign one of his cd's.

a minitaure scale model of your favorite species, or some other. like maybe a penguine? (they wear hats?) (i've got a one eye'd monkey wearing a cowboy hat though, and a bunch of foxes, coyotes, lizzards, a couple of guys from ice age and a couple more from furtopia)

 

Elephants everywhere. Yes!

A sugar free item of food

 

Not that i'm aware of but i should


A road map

 

Of course I can, anyone who is connected to the internet?

Solid prood that Michelle Obama has a penis and testicles

 

huh? why would i care?

your towel

 

yeah....

why couldnt i get the scale model question, i have so many penguins that i asked people to stop giving them to me because i have ran out of room for them. one whole stand alone shelf jam packed with them. so much so that if i was to have a dime sized penguin,,,it would not touch a shelf because there is no room. then there are the ones that are a foot or taller that i leave on the floor, oh yeah and one stuffed one that is life size or bigger and wearing a penguins (hockey) jersey.

a trophy you got before you were 19

 

Nope...lol

A true item that's antique

 

I have a couple things that are 100 years old or very close to that age. A dresser that was my Dad's when he was a kid (he is now 93), and I have some of my grandmother's jewelry.


a wall clock that keeps good time?

 

yes the one on my wall .


a remote for Air Conditioner ? ( i suppose most of you are in cold weather conditions )

 

Just took the AC out. No I have a cheap window unit.

Soda

 

orangina in the fridge, which is like about 12 feet away from my desk, so yah.

something ready to eat that isn't candy or chips or have a ton of salt or sugar

 

Yes, bee pollen

The keys to a car worth more than whore's annual stipend

 

nope. no keys to any car, or car either.

ten ride discount bus ticket

 

Nope. I'm not considered crazy or old enough by the government for one of those

A pair of knickers you stole from an ex-girlfriend as a souvenier. Bonus points if you've never washed them

 

not even. i don't even wear underwear myself. why on earth would i want that.
had a wife. damd sure didn't keep her underwear when she died.

a book that isn't about politics, economics, romance or porn.