can you find (x) in 15 second?

yes, a modified metal garbage can.

a blank dvd

 

yup. a stack of them.

a blank index card

 

Tons of them..yes!

Ice cream on a stick

 

Not unless Mr Whippy suddenly appears round the corner

Water

 

There is water in beer so yes.

A TV show on DVD or blue ray.

 

Not "officially"

A room besmirched with the memory of death and regret

 

well i have a barroom....not sure if that counts.

craft beer

 

I have a craft beer kit, but it's not as thus been chemically reacted into beer bottles yet

A mirror that reflects only the past horrors of your life in your face

 

the one in the bathroom sure feels that way.

10 keychains

 

I have ten rings on my one keychain if that counts, in case I need to strangle someone

An old shirt with ripped sleeves and several missing buttons that hopefully has a fiver you forgot about in the pocket

 

old shirt .check ripped sleeves .check missing button.check all on the same shirt...no that would be in the garbage.

a star wars action figure

 

You've never had to go through what my people have gone through.

No Star Wars action figure, but I have an old Star Wars novel signed by David Prowse in 1982. It will take me approximately 3 minutes and 13 seconds to dig that out though so doesn't count anyway

A box of cables, most of which are of no use to anyone outside the sphere of steam punk

 

got two totes that fit that category...one is power plugs the other is console/devise connectors

a ceramic animal

 

Again, more than 15 second to acquire such the thing. Do elephants carved from Indian sandstone count?

A pile of disposable AA/AAA batteries you got from a pound shop that you've forgotten which ones are still good because they come in packs of 4 or 12 and all your gadgets use three at a time

 

no i got them from groupon but otherwise yes.

yes that counts

a grandfather clock

 

I'd love to have a grandfather clock, but sadly the one I had got fucked by an AK47 during the last zombie invasion. Now it's just a clock that tell the right time twice a day

An air biscuit

 

is that a buscuit that is full of air? im guessing no.

a webcam

 

Webcams are banned here, which is kind of pointless because there's no internet anymore anyway

A copy of the album Thriller by Michael Jackson on tape, that's had juice spilled on it

 

nope...


A can of DW 40...

 

Yes I have one of those, do you have a rusty nut?

A picture of any god or demi-god in the entire universe