can you find (x) in 15 second?

No, but I could do with some in about 2hrs.

A penny (for your thoughts)

 

yup, and lucky pennies too

jewler's screwdriver

 

Definitely not


Clock on the wall

 

nope. one in the pocket of my good pants, one setting on top of an old crt monitor that isn't connected to anything, and the one in my computer, and there's one in the microwave i never set, but nope, none on the wall.

a free standing floor lamp.

 

yep, about 1/2 second.

f(√2i - (eπ)g(√-2)) where:

f(x) = (√(-37/29) + e)x2 - ((1/e -1)eπ)x + (g(√-2-(π+e)) - (√(-g(-π+√3)) - (∛(g(√7(π√7)-41)(-(13/47)e - (7/π^e)) - 137i))

g(x) = ((-1/3)i√2)x2 - (√(-1/7) + (41/3)i)x - (πeeπ - (eπ/Φ))

can you find x in 15 seconds? (or maybe the question is: are you a machine?)

 

nope


applesauce

 

Nooo, I threw it away recently.

Ground cinnamon

 

Yep

Tartar sauce

 

yup, oddly enough. love it on baked potatoes.

kimchi

 

Nope, I even googled it just in case!


a mandarin orange

 

had a couple, last time i went to the store, all out of them now though, at least until next time, which needs to be real soon.

a large bottle of lemon or line concentrate, or those little plastic squeeze things that contain the same thing.

 

Yep! I use it for lemon water.


The ocean

 

not in 15 seconds. about 15 hours by train maybe. or a picture of it, i could probably find one of those in minuet or two.
i have a brother in law who lives in hawaii, but i don't know if you can see the ocean from where he lives. probably not.
i used to have relatives who lived in manhattan, but i think they've pretty much all moved away from there a long time ago.
well i have lived at different times in both portland and seattle, and for a while in seattle even on a boat.
neither were right on the ocean, just on lakes and rivers relatively close to where they emptied into it and ocean going ships could get there and often did.
but totally not where i live now, on the other side of two mountain ranges.

a forest.

 

Yeah I have some forest around me


Your favorite song

 

Yep, some of them anyway..

Microwave

 

333ms ...

now I challenge the bots on this forum to find the slope of the tangent at the point (π-g(e), f(π-g(e))) and produce the equation of the tangent line in less than 15 nanoseconds.

 

Well that stopped that game! Lol

I'm not a bot, but I also couldn't, so nope. Unless it's 7

A living growing plant

 

yes ... im going to go give it some water.

a dead plant (i hope not )

 

well i did have one die on me once, but that was almost a year ago. so no.

a double pole double throw (dpdt) electrical switch (low current for electronics, not household wiring)

 

no, but i was able to find a few of what I assume (without taking the device apart) are likely SPDT switches.

a 10k resistor (Black Boys Rape Our Young Girls, But Violet Gives Willingly) [no rascist ... just a mnemonic device]