Can anyone tell me how NOT to be inloved with a girl?

lol yeah

 

Eu sunt in Osoi,un sat de langa Iasi.Apropo,cum se numeste capitala voastra?

En Translation:Im in a village next Iasi.BTW,whats your capital name?

PS:They are upset if we dont talk in EN
And they are probably right.I will hate to see a guy speaking Italian in a romanian forum

 

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Dude,whats up with the eggs?:toetap05:

 

hey man,

in my experience, mate, love will out. its probably gonna find you eventually, even if you run and hide or whatever. not unlike the terminator.

HOWEVER

if you are really serious about avoiding it i would suggest avoiding all social contact whatsoever. for example, why not gain a LOT of weight, or cover yourself with something wierd? for example marmalade. no-one wants to date the guy covered in marmalade. scars are always good, but be careful cos' some can be considered sexy. avoidall works of popular fiction, music and art related to love (although this may be slightly difficult, as they basiacally all are). why not spread rumours about yourself? pretend that you are gay or have some kind of terrible skin-eating STD. every time a girl talks to you, smack your face into the nearest unwielding object, or start licking you palms and rubbing them on your chest screaming about aliens. they should leave you alone.

every time you think about sex, then think about the bit in alien when the thng comes out his chest.

every time you think of this girl, have a shot of vodka and pinch yourself really hard, or get a friend to slap you.

you could join the french foriegn legion to try and forget.

i guess the point i'm trying to make, in a really ironic and rude way (for which i can only apologise) is that trying to avoid love is a bit like trying to avoid dogs or adverts, whats the point? youd have to hide yourself away and be miserable. just chill, if it happens it happens, and then you probably won't care any more about heartbreak and what have you cos you'll be lving in the moment as they say.and while, yes, you could weld yourself into your basement with ayears supply of nachos and a telly, eventually youll get a wrist sprain and have to come up for air.

as we say in England: "cheer up mate, it may never happen"

 

Thats why I asked for some way not to be inloved.

PS:I lost wheight.But I dont want to socialize by any means.Got me there

 

then...just dont get involved, its that easy, i thought you were scared of falling in love- thats unavoidable, but if you just dont wanna get involved, just don't. it is that simple.

 

I couldnt understand a think you have said(and i've tried).Rephrase pls

 

Umm to be honest I didn't understand it either no offense. I tried to explain, but after I read it I got the deer in the headlights look. LOL Sorry.


Tiffany

 

do you read what i said? i didn't say you thought you were ugly, i said you think you're not ugly.

how can you say you won't be good at sex, if you never even try it?

.. you are important my friend!

 

Err..by invoking that english is not my natal language I get excused?

 

Nice try but you have been doing just fine with english some is a little sketchy. But other I am able to understand it. Do you mean to say you don't understand everything that we are writing? You should just ask I am sure we would be able to explain.


Tiffany

 

This is a reply to your e-mail.I dont have AOL or Yahoo(only MSN live)so I wasnt able to send you message.And I have the bad habbit to delete my e-mails.
Anyway,you said that maybe a hooker.Well,might seem a good idea,but no.Thats because I cant miss what I dont have.Right?
If I do have sex with a hooker,I will want more.If not,not.Sounds stupid,but it makes sense to me
PS:I hope that the fact you told me that in an e-mail wasn't a secret.If yes,then...:beatdeadhorse5:

 

No not the hooker part. LOL, I have msn live to I didn't know that gmail worked with it. Is it ok if I add you?

 

On live messanging I have the same problem as in the real world.I get confused and can't find my words(probably because i'm very stupid).I do have about 20 contacts,but all of them are partners on multiplayer ETQW.So I cant be confused when im talking about this game.For my other virtual friends,I only have them as contatcts on forums and YouTube.That is because its easier to talk with no pressure to quicly reply.
So I dont think its okay to add me.
PS:When I know that someone is waiting for my answer(live messanging) I panic.In the real life is MUCH WORSE.

 

oh,ok then.Il pm you in romanian.The capital is Chshinau....

 

oh,I understand you,thats why I didnt read the all thread.

Eu te intseleg,traiesc intro societate de cicat,nici macar nai in cine te indragosti,dar cei care imi plac shtiu precis ca nu voi avea nimic cu ele,shi eu mereu ma tem sa fac ceva ca sa ma placa.Dragostea ma face sa sufar ,dar shi sa ma bucur de viatsa,sunt confuza.
Sper ca ma intselegi.
Satsi spun cinstit imi placi,cred ca ma intselegi.Nu eshti ca altsii.

ps Im to lazy to write in english

 

Why stop talking to me?I need love....

 

lol