Camel Toes And Hard Nipples

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The other day our Office Manager's nipples were very hard. She's got nice breasts and her nipples are very big. It was cold in the office and I'm sure that contributed to it, but I couldn't take my eyes off her.

She's not a slut.

She's a big, good looking woman in her 40's.

Just lovely.

 

Glen what do you think of this? I quite like it TBH LOL

 

I also think it's sexy! I kinda like looking at a nice set of boobs! Lol

 

LOL I think anyone (man or woman) can admire nice boobs no matter their size or shape.

 

Candy is absolutely right, Glen. You're a rotten bully. I would die happy if I - just once - yes - just once could see Candy's camel toe and perky nipples, quivering in her young innocence as I crouched behind a bush, or a crowd-control robot - down to the short strokes.

She is a lady of rare elegance!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

My girlfriend gets totally wet over guys wearing toolbelts - not naked - not hard - not posing - just the guys digging up the roads, either because they dropped out of high school or (b) find their work a cheaper way to get pumped than a gym membership, or (c) are performing a Buddhic penance of some kind. I generally manage to catch her before she slides off her chair but then I'm obligated to take steps to alleviate her lubcricity.

 

That's a very nice compliment! Thankyou

 

Mmmmm I like toolbelts too! Actually I have a pink toolbelt, I should load it with all my dildos and vibraters LOL

 

Eyewatering..........



Cheers Glen.

 

And it's not exactly cheap!

 

Ya it's sure pricey! People must really like them if they are selling them lol

 

(gets out checkbook) WHERE????????????????

Actually, if I see the headline 'Camel Toes and Hard Nipples' I'm going to have to go and masturbate

 

Ignore her, Glen. She's just trying to be adorable, delectable, scrumptious, undeniable, provocative, alluring, sexier than well-Vaselined sliced bread, ineluctable.

Did I say, ineluctable?

Kilroy: uh . . . yes, you did

 

starts to remove his bra

 

not as crazy as it sounds - you could be the Gore Vidal of hipforums

 

I like that! Thanks!!!

 

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C/S,
Rev J

 

Can I ask you the same question about seeing men with a big bulge in their pants?

[SIZE=9pt]Do you think of her as slutty?[/SIZE]
[SIZE=9pt]I think of her as dam sexy. You say slut like it's a bad thing.[/SIZE]

[SIZE=9pt]Do you think she's horny because her nipples are hard? [/SIZE]
[SIZE=9pt]Maybe depends on the temp nipples get hard when cold and I’m sure other reasons. I hope they are horny, and want to stop and talk to me, give me a good show. In my dreams they take me home and fuck for hours.[/SIZE]

[SIZE=9pt]Do you think she's looking for attention? [/SIZE]
[SIZE=9pt]That would depend on circumstances, but I’m sure some women are looking for more than attention.[/SIZE]